HankScorpio's definitions
A nomadic & free-spirited man, with long golden locks. Vita-Man is easy going and has many practical skills and bulk knowledge, yet has not mastered his digestive system. His diet of celery and beer gives him a frequent and unmistakeable tone (from the back-joot) that can be heard from great distances.
- That sounded like a Vita-Man fart!
- greener than Vita-Man's breakfast
- Good bloke and a hard worker...just like Vita-Man
- greener than Vita-Man's breakfast
- Good bloke and a hard worker...just like Vita-Man
by hankScorpio April 18, 2014
Get the Vita-Manmug. I was talkin to Tony but I had to leave because his breath smelt like hot trash.
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Don't talk to that fat, disgusting jerk Tony. He must've been eating out of the Italian Friendly dumpster again because his breath smells like hot trash!
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Don't talk to that fat, disgusting jerk Tony. He must've been eating out of the Italian Friendly dumpster again because his breath smells like hot trash!
by hankscorpio August 1, 2012
Get the Hot Trashmug. Me and my homie got food poisoning in China, I had to shmomit in the shower because he was already shmomitting into the toilet/bin
by hankScorpio April 18, 2014
Get the Shmomitmug. by HankScorpio January 28, 2006
Get the Vaginasaurmug.