lieclops

"Don't listen to anything Stephanie says- SHE'S A FUCKING LIECLOPS"!!!
by Hank McDizzleson July 05, 2008
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Magnet

"Fucking Magnets- How do THEY work?"- Shaggy 2 Dope
by Hank McDizzleson September 11, 2010
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Crane Kick

The most devastating move in all of martial arts. Perfected by Ralph Macchio in the original Karate Kid. If done correctly, the Crane Kick will assure victory for all who use it.
The Crane Kick should only be used in life or death situations, or in youth karate tournaments.
by Hank Mcdizzleson July 26, 2011
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nucular

An idiotic way to pronounce the word "nuclear". Whats worse is most of them know how the word is spelled yet still insist on saying "nucular"
Guy 1: The way the world is right now, we're probably headed toward nucular war"

Guy 2: (after karate chopping Guy 1 in the face) "What the hell is a "nucular war"? I am going to chop you in the face again you worthless troll!"
by Hank McDizzleson July 03, 2008
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OMFJ

The Rasta version of OMFG.

"Oh my fucking Jah"
OMFJ, mon!
by Hank McDizzleson May 09, 2010
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fastness

Moron-speak for the word "speed".
"He drank that Steel Reserve with so much fastness, I punched him in the testicles for showing off"
by Hank McDizzleson July 03, 2008
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bloons

It's this tower defense game and it is very addicting. You pop the bloons with your weapons of death.
Man I just made it to level 93. Fuckin' Bloons.
by Hank Mcdizzleson July 22, 2011
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