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Definitions by Handsome hair

longtalkcytocin 

The oxytocin mood boost that comes from a long, heart-to-heart conversation.
I talked to my new girlfriend for hours this morning and now I have that longtalkcytocin high.

Amygdalation 

A slight increase in amygdala activity causing anger and slight reality distortion. The beginning stages of an amygdala hijack.
“When Dave gets bad news, you can actually watch the amygdalation in action: his face gets a little red, he starts thinking people all have bad intentions toward him… you can usually get him to calm down with some breathing or a snickers bar
Amygdalation by Handsome Hair December 2, 2024

amygdalated 

The state of being in the beginning stages of an “amygdala hijack.” Mild to medium irrational anger and associated thought distortions.
Dave, you’re getting kind of amygdalated. Eat a snickers bar. Do some breathing and center yourself; dial it back, buddy.
amygdalated by Handsome Hair December 2, 2024

amygdalated 

When a person begins the process of irrational anger or self-protection. Overactivity of the Amygdala; although not quite in an “amygdala hijack” as described by Daniel Goleman. Amygdalation is mild to moderate.
Dave, you’re starting to get kind of amygdalated, you might want to do some breathing and centering; dial it back a little.
amygdalated by Handsome Hair December 2, 2024

sackolyte 

Bro, she’ll sit there and worship my balls for an hour if I let her; she’s a total sackolyte.
sackolyte by Handsome hair June 28, 2023

profunded 

I read an article about the diminishing marriage rate, and I was genuinely profunded by the impact of economics on people’s choice to remain single.
profunded by Handsome hair December 23, 2022

MAGAbabble 

Nonsensical jingoistic speech common among republicans who support Donald Trump. Speaking in Trump campaign slogans in lieu of actual political positions.
The TV reporter attempted to discern the opinions of Trump supporters on the issue; but they only offered MAGAbabble, nothing coherent or substantive.
MAGAbabble by Handsome hair June 29, 2022