Definitions by Hand Jacks

Inside Job 

When the giver (male or female) sticks their finger into the recipient's butthole (male only) and tickles the prostate until an orgasm is achieved. Rubber gloves are suggested but not necessary.

Oh man Rodrigo gave me a wicked inside job last nite! I came twice!

Inside Job by Hand Jacks March 11, 2016

Coconut Creampie

When a man surprises a woman during sex by slapping her tits as hard as he can. This causes her to tighten all of her muscles including the vagina. He then proceeds to creampie into her, for maximum pleasure during an orgasm.

Oh man last night I showered Candy in a coconut creampie. Her tits are still red from where I slapped them!

Coconut Creampie by Hand Jacks March 11, 2016

Dirty Job 

When someone has been doing work that gets their hands all dirty, like gardening,and then proceeds to give a handjob.

Mike Rowe gives the best dirty jobs after filming "Dirty Jobs".
Mike Rowe Dirty Jobs Handjob

Dirty Job by Hand Jacks November 4, 2015

Sack My Cack 

1: A more elegant term used in place of "Suck my cock".
2: The way an angry Bostonian man, one that probably doesn't respect women, would ask for fellatio.

Eey baybee be a darlin and sack my cack while I watch the Red Sax.

Sack My Cack by Hand Jacks June 24, 2015