Definitions by Hamper Hunter

Food Gay 

Becoming vegan.

If diet was an indication of sexuality, being vegan is the equivalent of being Food Gay.

Food Gay by Hamper Hunter January 2, 2021

Vegan Curious 

Similar to bi curious, being Vegan Curious is a way to justify to friends and family when you come out of the vegan closet. No doubt you will face ridicule and criticism for your decision to be vegan. So you might as well just accept the fact you’re food gay.

Friend: “Brad watches one documentary on Netflix and then becomes Vegan, what a homo!”

Brad: “Bro, give me a break you know I have always been Vegan Curious.”

Vegan Curious by Hamper Hunter January 2, 2021

I’m getting thick 

Another way of saying I’m getting an erection or getting boned up.

Bro, I’m getting thick after seeing's that shirt your mom was wearing.

I’m getting thick by Hamper Hunter December 1, 2020

Clam Bake 

Another name for a women’s retreat.

Jessica is planning on bringing a buffalo chicken dip to the women’s retreat next week. I’m not sure what I want to bring to the clam bake yet.

Clam Bake by Hamper Hunter November 28, 2020

Clam Cruiser 

The Clam Cruiser is simply just a more luxurious version of the lesbian limousine. Instead of a Mini Cooper or Subaru Forester this often older more mature lesbian, can be spotted cruising for pussy in a Volvo sedan or Toyota Highlander.

Belinda is so bourgeois, she bought a Volvo to help her cruise for pussy. She said she wanted to look “More sophisticated.” Clearly, she just bought a Clam Cruiser.

Clam Cruiser by Hamper Hunter November 27, 2020

I’d trib that

The lesbian female equivalent of “I’d hit it.” Trib of course referring to tribbing or scissoring.

My girlfriend Christine saw this chick who was so hot she said “I’d trib that.”

I’d trib that by Hamper Hunter November 27, 2020

Ball Trash

A more offensive way to refer to ejaculate or cum.

I can feel my ball trash really building up. I really need to go smack one out.

Ball Trash by Hamper Hunter November 18, 2020