hog taker

Derogatory term for vagina.

She got it right in her hog taker.

by Hamper Hunter November 15, 2020

Yamazon

A big fat juicy ass of monstrous proportions.

That ass so big, bitch looks like she works for Yamazon.

by Hamper Hunter April 15, 2021

Ripped a beast

To take a shit of monstrous proportions.

I had no choice, I ripped a beast in the waiting room bathroom.

by Hamper Hunter November 12, 2020

I’d trib that

The lesbian female equivalent of “I’d hit it.” Trib of course referring to tribbing or scissoring.

My girlfriend Christine saw this chick who was so hot she said “I’d trib that.”

by Hamper Hunter November 27, 2020

Sword Vulture

Someone with a voracious appetite for cock. The sword vulture is a non discriminatory creature. Often, they can be found scavenging bar parking lots after last call.

Did I tell you I saw that sword vulture Monique, trolling the parking lot of the Almond tree last night?

by Hamper Hunter April 15, 2021

Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.

Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.

by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021

Clam Cruiser

The Clam Cruiser is simply just a more luxurious version of the lesbian limousine. Instead of a Mini Cooper or Subaru Forester this often older more mature lesbian, can be spotted cruising for pussy in a Volvo sedan or Toyota Highlander.

Belinda is so bourgeois, she bought a Volvo to help her cruise for pussy. She said she wanted to look “More sophisticated.” Clearly, she just bought a Clam Cruiser.

by Hamper Hunter November 28, 2020