Zoo AIDS

Another name for monkey pox.

Did you know people are now calling monkey pox “Zoo AIDS.”

by Hamper Hunter September 05, 2022

Clam Bake

Another name for a women’s retreat.

Jessica is planning on bringing a buffalo chicken dip to the women’s retreat next week. I’m not sure what I want to bring to the clam bake yet.

by Hamper Hunter November 29, 2020

hog taker

Derogatory term for vagina.

She got it right in her hog taker.

by Hamper Hunter November 15, 2020

Sword Vulture

Someone with a voracious appetite for cock. The sword vulture is a non discriminatory creature. Often, they can be found scavenging bar parking lots after last call.

Did I tell you I saw that sword vulture Monique, trolling the parking lot of the Almond tree last night?

by Hamper Hunter April 15, 2021

I’d trib that

The lesbian female equivalent of “I’d hit it.” Trib of course referring to tribbing or scissoring.

My girlfriend Christine saw this chick who was so hot she said “I’d trib that.”

by Hamper Hunter November 27, 2020

Yamazon

A big fat juicy ass of monstrous proportions.

That ass so big, bitch looks like she works for Yamazon.

by Hamper Hunter April 15, 2021

Ripped a beast

To take a shit of monstrous proportions.

I had no choice, I ripped a beast in the waiting room bathroom.

by Hamper Hunter November 12, 2020