yannons

uge boobs that are so yummy and cannonish that when you see them you go "nice fucking yannons"

"i scrapped all over my own chest thinking about her yannons"

by hammer September 17, 2002

Jello

It is a variation of the greeting "Hello", used as an openeing to someone you are sexually interested in.

"Jello, what's your sign"

by Hammer December 25, 2002

Shanghai Shampoo

Fuck a chick until you've built up a load large enough to paint a room. Then proceed to to blow it in her hair. Massage into scalp and rinse. Repeat if necessary.

I blow a load in her hair. Giving the appearance of a head of hair coated in shampoo.

by HAMMER December 09, 2004

Fricker

An all round, jolly good chap

You wanna hold onto that one Laura, he's a real Fricker!

by Hammer January 07, 2004

bathing suit area

the parts of the body usually covered by a bathing suit that are fun to touch

"that girl's bathing suit area smelled like sizzlean"

by hammer September 17, 2002

moby

dildo that is made to be bigger than normal

By creating moby you have created a monster literally!

by HAMMER December 04, 2003

Hammer Time

shotgunning beers in the nude

Topgun: you gonna shotgun that beer or just stand there

Hammer: Im gonna take my clothes off first and then hammer time it

by Hammer April 14, 2005