jessphobic

an irrational fear of people names Jess.
"What did you say her name was again?"
"I said her name is Jess"
"J-J-Jess...?"

The woman then proceeded to scream and then died.

The woman was Jessphobic.
by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022
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ploomf

when your fart doesn't actually make a fart sound, the air just exits your holes. It smells like eggy wedge's too.
"She needed to ploomf so badly...but it simply would not exit her lower hole"
by Hallistic Vocal Roach December 06, 2021
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The Nicole

The act of spontaneously yelling loudly in class after the teacher announces your name change (to pixi).
"Why was Nicole yelling like a psychopath in IT class earlier?"
"She did The Nicole."
by Hallistic Vocal Roach October 06, 2022
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nature's morphine

The act of travelling to a sweltering jungle and picking the leaves off of the trees so that you can grind them up and snort them. The effects of the leaves change depending on what breed of leaf it is. Effects may contain getting high, getting pleasure or getting powerful hallucinations.
"Jason seems kind of peculiar today, is he okay?"
"He's fine Cheryl, he just has a bad case of Nature's Morphine."
by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022
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banana Jesus

The act of calling your partner a biblical figure such as Jesus while they knosh on your banana (penis).
"I heard Marcus lost his virginity last night, but I also heard him screaming Jesus, what was that about?"
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".
by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022
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Maddie Grace Jepson

Slay through the day slay slay slay, slay through the day and never give away the queen and the slay and the boots and the house down okay slay okay slay LGBTQ+ community slay slay slay queen slay the boots house down slay it slay it queen never get in the way be gay YAY
"Lateisha, you're looking very slay today, what happened?"
"Oh, Maddie Grace Jepson realised her debut poem. It goes like this: Slay through the day slay slay slay, slay through the day and never give away the queen and the slay and the boots and the house down okay slay okay slay LGBTQ+ community slay slay slay queen slay the boots house down slay it slay it queen never get in the way be gay YAY ".
by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022
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squickey

Commonly known as the after-effect to "Hoomah". Squickey is the sound that your newborn creates after being launched down the stairs. The sound is a high pitched, squeaky sound that irritates your ear drums very thoroughly.
After she yelled Hoomah, her newborn did a Squickey on the floor.

"God!" She yelled "Shut the fuck up!"
by Hallistic Vocal Roach April 20, 2022
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