Hallistic Vocal Roach's definitions

The Nicole

The act of spontaneously yelling loudly in class after the teacher announces your name change (to pixi).

"Why was Nicole yelling like a psychopath in IT class earlier?"
"She did The Nicole."

by Hallistic Vocal Roach October 6, 2022

ploomf

when your fart doesn't actually make a fart sound, the air just exits your holes. It smells like eggy wedge's too.

"She needed to ploomf so badly...but it simply would not exit her lower hole"

by Hallistic Vocal Roach December 6, 2021

Caggot

A slur for a homosexual person mixed with the word ‘Cool’. Ultimately creating this beautiful word “Caggot”.

That guy is a total caggot, I’d love to take him to bed…

by Hallistic Vocal Roach December 11, 2021

jessphobic

an irrational fear of people names Jess.

"What did you say her name was again?"
"I said her name is Jess"
"J-J-Jess...?"

The woman then proceeded to scream and then died.

The woman was Jessphobic.

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022

hoomah

The act of spontaneously throwing random objects down the stairs for no given reason while simultaneously yelling "Hoomah!".

"Hoomah!" She yelled as she launched her newborn down the stairs.

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022

nature's morphine

The act of travelling to a sweltering jungle and picking the leaves off of the trees so that you can grind them up and snort them. The effects of the leaves change depending on what breed of leaf it is. Effects may contain getting high, getting pleasure or getting powerful hallucinations.

"Jason seems kind of peculiar today, is he okay?"
"He's fine Cheryl, he just has a bad case of Nature's Morphine."

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022

banana Jesus

The act of calling your partner a biblical figure such as Jesus while they knosh on your banana (penis).

"I heard Marcus lost his virginity last night, but I also heard him screaming Jesus, what was that about?"
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022