Halfless Goober Flesh's definitions
Person A (A non-sports person): Hi.
Person B: OH YOU PLAY BASEBALL? YOU SPORTS GUY
Person A: Shut the fuck up before I shove a golf club right inside of your rectum, you retarded bully.
Person B: OH YOU PLAY BASEBALL? YOU SPORTS GUY
Person A: Shut the fuck up before I shove a golf club right inside of your rectum, you retarded bully.
by Halfless Goober Flesh September 18, 2019
Get the Bullymug. Some Skyrim fantasy porn website which has connections to Nexus Mods, a popular modding website, often times, idiotic twats will make low-effort, pornographic content for a game that is rated M for Mature, and not Adults.
Person A: Hey what mods have you installed on for Skyrim
Person B: ERMM I DOWNLOAD SKYRIM PORN MOD EXTREME SUBSTANCE IN BOOBBE ON LOVERSLAB
Person A: Wow, I am guess you weigh over 450 pounds, work at some random Burger King in Oregon, and you were molested by your father while you were in a bathtub.
Person B: ERM YOU ARE DUMB, YOU MAKE ASSUMPTION EVEN THOUGH IT IS OBVIOUSLY TRUE AND I CAN'T HANDLE MY LITTLE FEELINGS GETTING HURT.
Person A: See you later, *whispers "retard" behind Person B's back*
Person C (Jesus Christ himself): I am very disappointed into what this planet has come to..
Person B: ERMM I DOWNLOAD SKYRIM PORN MOD EXTREME SUBSTANCE IN BOOBBE ON LOVERSLAB
Person A: Wow, I am guess you weigh over 450 pounds, work at some random Burger King in Oregon, and you were molested by your father while you were in a bathtub.
Person B: ERM YOU ARE DUMB, YOU MAKE ASSUMPTION EVEN THOUGH IT IS OBVIOUSLY TRUE AND I CAN'T HANDLE MY LITTLE FEELINGS GETTING HURT.
Person A: See you later, *whispers "retard" behind Person B's back*
Person C (Jesus Christ himself): I am very disappointed into what this planet has come to..
by Halfless Goober Flesh September 18, 2019
Get the Loverslabmug. by Halfless Goober Flesh September 18, 2019
Get the 69mug. Person A: My boy likes to play with toy's
Person B: I can give your boy even more toys
Person A: Stop trying to manipulate me, you suck at it.
Person B: I can give your boy even more toys
Person A: Stop trying to manipulate me, you suck at it.
by Halfless Goober Flesh September 18, 2019
Get the Toymug. Thank you!! >ω<
by Halfless Goober Flesh April 25, 2021
Get the >ω<mug. A gigantic gelatine-like entity comprised mostly of peanut butter, it is generally peaceful and comforts people and cures depression, don't harm SCP-999.
Person A: SCP-999 is a creature made out of peanut butter that warms people up and cures depression.
Person B: OK then, very cool.
Person B: OK then, very cool.
by Halfless Goober Flesh September 18, 2019
Get the SCP-999mug.