Definitions by Half a slap

Cracktus

(Adj) describing a previously shaved yet stubbley ass.

“What happened to your face? It’s all irritated and splotchy?”
“I ate that booty last night, but she wasn’t expecting it so when I dove in. Bam. Cracktus”

Cracktus by Half a slap July 14, 2021

Rassberry 

When you motorboat someone's asshole

Wait no. Put the spiked scrunchy away for tonight and go get the A1 sauce instead. I want you to give me a saucy rassberry instead

Rassberry by Half a slap September 10, 2016

Nigtarded 

(Adj or noun) something preposterously stupid, outrageous or "totes cray" (in a bad way)

"Why are you jerking off with a cactus. That shit nigtarded"

Nigtarded by Half a slap February 4, 2016

butthole academy 

the act of one man tagging 5 or more buttholes with his wiener

guy 1- dude how many is that now?

guy2- 5 buttholes

guy1- dude your part of the butthole academy now!

butthole academy by Half a slap September 29, 2011