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Definitions by Hairy Cheeto

November 2nd 

One of my best friends awesome birthday!!!!
Happy birthday it’s November 2nd!
November 2nd by Hairy Cheeto November 1, 2019

November 3rd

It’s November 3rd! You know what that means!!!!
November 3rd by Hairy Cheeto November 1, 2019

Max and Bri

The best couple ever! Max kissed her friend, and Bri says she doesn’t like him (even though she does) 😊
Max and Bri are perfect together
Max and Bri by Hairy Cheeto November 1, 2019

Costco Boy 

A Costco Boy is a lot like a Vsco Girl. Costco Boys always carry around a Kroger water bottle that’s empty. They also always have Cheetos with them, and they’re very chill dudes. They wear sweatpants and Dri-Fit T-Shirts. Their main catchphrase is “Tee hee” and “Don’t you have my Cheetos!”. They can be a boy or a girl, but their name is always Costco Boy.
Costco Boy: *drops Cheeto bag*

Kid: *picks it up for him*

Costco Boy: Don’t touch my Cheetos!
Costco Boy by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019

My boyfriend 

My boyfriend: Hi

Me: Hi! Oh wait
My boyfriend by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019

Costco boy 

A Costco Boy is a lot like a Vsco Girl. Costco Boys always carry around a Kroger water bottle that’s empty. They also always have Cheetos with them, and they’re very chill dudes. They wear sweatpants and Dri-Fit T-Shirts. Their main catchphrase is “Tee hee” and “Don’t you have my Cheetos!”. They buy everything from Costco. They can be a boy or a girl, but their name is always Costco Boy.
Dad: I’m so sorry, but your dog died

Costco boy: Tee hee
Costco boy by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019
Me
You
You by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019