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Land Monster
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The correct term for a "Cat", the highest form of life on
earth
(
second
only to God) and a vastly superior
creature
to the Land Beast.
Has anyone seen my Land
Monster
?
Yeah, it's out plotting
world domination
in the
garden
.
Land Monster
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Hunter
May 5, 2005
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Land Beast
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The correct term for a "
Dog
", a vastly inferior creature to the Land
Monster
.
Land Beasts exist merely to serve their
human
masters mindlessly.
Has anyone seen my stupid Land
Beast
!?
Yeah, it's
just
shitted on the
carpet
!
Land Beast
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Hunter
May 5, 2005
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pinske
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A
word
meaning "I'
m
Great
", often followed by the phrase "Praise Me"
Damn! My
friend
is a right Pinske when he
plays
the
guitar
pinske
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hunter
April 26, 2005
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Neep
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A
person
who has a small
penis
and enjoys the act of frantic
masturbation
.
My
mate
'
s a
right Neep, he won't
stop playing
with his tiny cock!
Neep
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Hunter
April 24, 2005
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fortytwo
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a
funny
japanease
word
meaning shit in hand and throw it at a
car
Hung
Mao
fortytwoed that
car
!
fortytwo
by
hunter
April 21, 2005
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bojmir
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bojmir is as stated b4
hand
a '
rimjob
' backwards.
simon
has experienced this on a full scale and we all know that kim enjoys giving these lots
aaahhhh
simon
ur
ring
is so
crusty
bojmir
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hunter
April 18, 2005
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cyanide
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Greatest band of all time consisting of me, small
paul
(taller than tall
paul
), tall
paul
, john and gary!!!!
seek and
destroy
!!!!
cyanide
by
Hunter
April 12, 2005
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