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Reverse spelling og "rimjob." Usually used as a noun by can be used as the verb itself.
That guy Is a total bojmir.

Yeah dude, she gave me a bojmir.
by Lord MagicPants March 09, 2005
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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bojmir is as stated b4 hand a 'rimjob' backwards. simon has experienced this on a full scale and we all know that kim enjoys giving these lots
aaahhhh simon ur ring is so crusty
by hunter April 18, 2005
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a sexual act that involves the licking of the anus
"Bob last night i was doing Rose and she gave me a dirty was fucking insane"

"I took Rebecca over Lindsay because she gives epic bojmirs."
by mrbojmir July 12, 2009
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