21 definitions by HB
One who spends the majority of their time running data and creating useless ppt slides to please the upper echelons of management.
by HB July 31, 2003
Fuck, man, I woke up in the middle of the night with some serious-ass firerrhea after scarfin' all that "Dave's Insanity Salsa"...fuckin' had to wipe with aloe 'n' shit...
by HB December 02, 2004
An alternative program, or school, with grades from 6th-12th located in Arlington, VA, that's just better than any local school in the county (we've got written proof). Where kids excel in a independent learning environment, such as going to class is optional, and also includes learning alcohol intake unlike fellow Yorktown High School. Notoriously known as the "hippie" or "pothead" school, but in reality we just know how to party.
Question: Oh so you're from H-B, so do who smoke pot every day?
Answer: No, but I do know how to hold my liquor.
Answer: No, but I do know how to hold my liquor.
by HB February 19, 2005
The pain of loving someone that you know you can never have; by circumstance or subjective decision.
by HB March 30, 2004
Noun: A thong; refers to the idea that if one was to have a bowel movement while wearing one, the poo would come out in two pieces
Honey, I bought you a bottle of "Trouble" cologne and a pack of turd splitters at the dollar store.
Hey, nice turd splitter
Hey, nice turd splitter
by HB November 29, 2004
term used to describe a fat, smelly, whinning little brat who's always acting up in public while the trashy parents do nothing about it.
I totally wanted to gattling gun the fuck outta that gum-smackin' road whore and her little tweenkie-eatin' stinker at the dentist office today...Christ!
by HB November 30, 2004

