HAZE's definitions

ziiing

ziiing.com. The extra i means extra ziing! Extra comedy! Extra attitude! TO THE MAX!1

Statcat: ROLF YOU'RE A DOG ROOFLES!!~~

Person: "ZIIING!"

by Haze March 23, 2004

ass-hat

A device used to retain faeces in the anus. Comes in a variety of colours and brands, and can be used to stash faeces in readiness for a "Turd Twister".

Wear your ass hat with pride.

by haze January 17, 2004

php

PHP is a powerful web scripting language, famous for its ease of use and ability to interact seamlessly with SQL type databases. PHP takes a lot of its syntax from Perl and C++, and it is in this way that programmers familiar with these languages can pick up PHP rather easily.

Advantages: Can be much easier to read than Perl, arguably easier to learn

Disadvantages: Might teach sloppy programming habits (not having to define variables etc) and can be less compact than Perl.

<?php

if("PHP" > "Perl") {

//returns true :p

}

?>

by haze December 30, 2003

butthawk

Marques D tried to be clever, but then spelled many words incorrectly. For this, I salute you.

Diarrhea*
Speech*

"My nemz Marques and I am haf not got teh spelinz"

by haze December 30, 2003

counterstrike

Built on an outdated engine, this game was relatively good for a time. Then, millions of immature 12 year olds flocked to play it, ruining it for those who enjoyed the game. Oh, and it looks like shit too.

Might be good on the HL2 engine if they develop for it.

Remember Counter Strike?
Dude, wasn't that like 5 years ago now?

by haze January 3, 2004

Quality VS Quantity

A hella ugly lookin dude with a huge dick vs a hella good lookin dude with a chode

i dont think u want an example

by HAzE July 29, 2004

Shifty

Teh 1337est and finest of them all - his sexiness rules over everybody and he is king

1337 Uber Sexah Veteran Shifty!!!11!!

by Haze July 20, 2004