HAZE's definitions

gernast

Really really realllly disgusting

That girl has some gernast gerpappies on her face. and her pussy stinks too.

by Haze March 9, 2005

butthawk

Marques D tried to be clever, but then spelled many words incorrectly. For this, I salute you.

Diarrhea*
Speech*

"My nemz Marques and I am haf not got teh spelinz"

by haze December 30, 2003

ass-hat

A device used to retain faeces in the anus. Comes in a variety of colours and brands, and can be used to stash faeces in readiness for a "Turd Twister".

Wear your ass hat with pride.

by haze January 17, 2004

php

PHP is a powerful web scripting language, famous for its ease of use and ability to interact seamlessly with SQL type databases. PHP takes a lot of its syntax from Perl and C++, and it is in this way that programmers familiar with these languages can pick up PHP rather easily.

Advantages: Can be much easier to read than Perl, arguably easier to learn

Disadvantages: Might teach sloppy programming habits (not having to define variables etc) and can be less compact than Perl.

<?php

if("PHP" > "Perl") {

//returns true :p

}

?>

by haze December 30, 2003

Hazeth

Hazeth noun (Hay-zi-th)
1.A Beautiful slim mosher/rapper/skater who adores sluts, cars, money
2. An Annoying bastard who slits his wrist with a messy room and a banged up car
3. No lovey-dovey, satanic, MM fan
from america

"F*****g kill you fat b***h"

by HaZe March 26, 2004

Fridge

A cooling device perfected by Yakanaro Hirahito of South London, the refrigerator or fridge has become very common, especially in Antartica and regions of Iceland.

Father, fetch the tissue! I've just chubby juiced again!

by haze December 29, 2003

mafk

motherfucker

That girl is one sexy mafk!

by HAZE February 7, 2013