HAZE's definitions

gerpappy

A disgusting boil, welt, pimple, or herpe, pox, or zit on the human body.

That girl has gernast gerpappies all over her face

by Haze May 13, 2005

vagitarius

The astrological sign of the vagina.

Hank likes girls. he is a vagitarius.

by Haze March 9, 2005

butthawk

Marques D tried to be clever, but then spelled many words incorrectly. For this, I salute you.

Diarrhea*
Speech*

"My nemz Marques and I am haf not got teh spelinz"

by haze December 30, 2003

ass-hat

A device used to retain faeces in the anus. Comes in a variety of colours and brands, and can be used to stash faeces in readiness for a "Turd Twister".

Wear your ass hat with pride.

by haze January 17, 2004

php

PHP is a powerful web scripting language, famous for its ease of use and ability to interact seamlessly with SQL type databases. PHP takes a lot of its syntax from Perl and C++, and it is in this way that programmers familiar with these languages can pick up PHP rather easily.

Advantages: Can be much easier to read than Perl, arguably easier to learn

Disadvantages: Might teach sloppy programming habits (not having to define variables etc) and can be less compact than Perl.

<?php

if("PHP" > "Perl") {

//returns true :p

}

?>

by haze December 30, 2003

Shifty

Teh 1337est and finest of them all - his sexiness rules over everybody and he is king

1337 Uber Sexah Veteran Shifty!!!11!!

by Haze July 20, 2004

mafk

motherfucker

That girl is one sexy mafk!

by HAZE February 7, 2013