butthawk

Marques D tried to be clever, but then spelled many words incorrectly. For this, I salute you.

Diarrhea*
Speech*

"My nemz Marques and I am haf not got teh spelinz"

by haze December 30, 2003

turd twister

A device used to twist your faeces into different shapes as it comes out of the anus.

John used his turd twister to create turd spaghetti!

by haze January 17, 2004

gernast

Really really realllly disgusting

That girl has some gernast gerpappies on her face. and her pussy stinks too.

by Haze March 09, 2005

ditchill

Work colleague of Heeley's mum, who goes down to the docks, and whores hmself out to fund his gragarious crack habit.

Yo ditchill, how much yo' cost?

I'm cheap, sailor boy.

by haze February 02, 2004

kill bill

Wack ass movie with mad violence and uma thurman (the white chick) cops all these yakuzas down.

Yo, I swear if we get jumped by 20 ima kill bill.

by Haze October 29, 2003

hursty

A filthy, disgusting flash whore. Lies rotting in his own filth for days on end, and does not bathe or eat. Has an extremely irregular sleeping pattern.

Where's Mike? I've not seen him for days... he must be doing a Hursty :|

by haze December 28, 2003

ziiing

ziiing.com. The extra i means extra ziing! Extra comedy! Extra attitude! TO THE MAX!1

Statcat: ROLF YOU'RE A DOG ROOFLES!!~~

Person: "ZIIING!"

by Haze March 23, 2004