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mole

a gross object usually brown, sometimes has a hair located on the body.. sometimes needs to be removed
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by hannah December 22, 2003
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warden number helga

A total and utter man beast of a woman often assotiated with the army or military. she is so ugly that she is not given a proper name and is referd to as number helga.
Warden number helga get here now and swab the poop deck.
by hannah March 30, 2005
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bumbershoot

the bumbershoot is simply and umbrella
will you go get my bumbershoot for me love it seems to be raining
by Hannah April 4, 2005
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Stell

Wow he is such a Stell.
by Hannah December 26, 2003
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smegar

1. for all u goody two shooes out there who dont like to swear, its a word u can use instead of swearing.
2. a person who is unnormal and stupid
3. to describe a person who is unnormal and stupid
1. Oh smegar, someone just threw a tomato at me.
2. "mother" said john the smegar "my underpants are not clean!"
3. the smegar said, "the word cat is actually roman in greek, and it was passed down from the very first centruary "
by Hannah March 12, 2003
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slap clinic

Popular subversive term used by medical professionals in the UK to denote an action that they would like to do to certain patients, but which is not allowed under the regulations of the General Medical Council's "Good Medical Practice".
I had some god-awful pikey family in my surgery this morning, the little brats were running riot around the room emptying out the cupboards while their parents chain-smoked and whinged about why they were too ill to work. I think I'll refer them all to the slap clinic.
by Hannah July 17, 2004
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jizz muffin

1. word used to describe a unfortunate loser that can never be helped.

2. word used to describe an asshole.
1. ha! look at that damn jizz muffin.

2. fucking jizz muffin!
by Hannah June 27, 2004
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