When someone gets wasted to the point that there brains are literally no longer in their skull, they are Kurt Cobrained.
"Ah, fuck! This kid on the sofa's Kurt Cobrained man!"
"What?"
"His brains are all external to his skull and shit!"
"Ahhh! Fuck! Put a lamp shade over his head or something!"
"Ahhh! Okay, there we go. Now what?"
"Now we warm these Pot Noodles up."
"What?"
"His brains are all external to his skull and shit!"
"Ahhh! Fuck! Put a lamp shade over his head or something!"
"Ahhh! Okay, there we go. Now what?"
"Now we warm these Pot Noodles up."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
A form of preversion. Involves inviting a group of foot fetishistists to a house in which shoes must be removed to gain entry. They'll all come assuming that they can sneak away at some point to have an illicit sniff of the shoes left by the door. However, what actually happens is you steal the shoes while they are in the other room and take them away for a horrible sniffing.
"Shoes?!? Where are the goddamn shoes?"
"You after the shoes too?"
"I was after the shoes, was everybody after the shoes?"
"Fuck! It's a funky trap!"
See preversions and prevert
"You after the shoes too?"
"I was after the shoes, was everybody after the shoes?"
"Fuck! It's a funky trap!"
See preversions and prevert
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Sometimes, at a gangbang porno shoot, the blindfolded gangbangee will start to think that they are drowning due to the amount of depraviar that is being fired all over them and they will start to invent and reveal military secrets.
"Er...we've got UAVs hidden under the mountain! WMDs too! We've got goats with heat seeking lasers on their heads!"
"Stop cumming on her guys, she's water broading."
"Sheeeeeeit, that girl crazy."
"Yeah, now just wipe her down and we'll break for lunch."
"Stop cumming on her guys, she's water broading."
"Sheeeeeeit, that girl crazy."
"Yeah, now just wipe her down and we'll break for lunch."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
"I don't feel too bad now but I don't remember anything between here and the club."
"Yeah, you hit the drunk reset on the way back."
"Oh, that's good."
"Not really dude, you were french kissing your girlfriend's brother when it happened."
"Yish, not again."
"Yeah, you hit the drunk reset on the way back."
"Oh, that's good."
"Not really dude, you were french kissing your girlfriend's brother when it happened."
"Yish, not again."
by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011
When someone is wasted to the point that they are indiscriminately unloading their weapon on a busy street, they are Robert Downy Juniored
"The fuck's that noise?"
"It's this guy outside, he's Robert Downey Juniored!"
"It's Robert Downey Jr?" Ted asked, having misheard over the drunken gunfire. "I gotta go get his autograph!"
"No!" Billy screamed over the hail of gunfire that met his friend. "No!"
"It's this guy outside, he's Robert Downey Juniored!"
"It's Robert Downey Jr?" Ted asked, having misheard over the drunken gunfire. "I gotta go get his autograph!"
"No!" Billy screamed over the hail of gunfire that met his friend. "No!"
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
People who are anti-fetus believe in the same rights as people who are pro-choice but for more sinister reasons
(For the English spelling see 'Anti-Foetus')
(For the English spelling see 'Anti-Foetus')
"So you're anti-fetus rather than pro-choice but we all agree that women have the right to choose right?"
"Kind of but really I just hate fetuses. Those things freak me out."
"They are ugly."
"Yeah, like a monkey with the AIDS or something."
"Kind of but really I just hate fetuses. Those things freak me out."
"They are ugly."
"Yeah, like a monkey with the AIDS or something."
by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011
An alternative name for man-bags that was invented to make insecure men feel less effeminate about owning what is essentially a handbag.
Clutching his action satchel, Timmy barged through the closed wooden doors and out into the storm.
"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"
"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011