The panel of judges that attach a monetary reward to insane stunts performed by reckless vehicleists. Points are rewarded for:
height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.
The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr
"I came off my motorbike the other day and totally splodged a load of old ladies and the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee gave me £300!"
"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."
"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."
"Flightless birds are dumb."
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1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll
2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance
1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."
"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."
"Ted? Is that you?"
"It was always me Bill, it was always me."
2) The Indian Commonwealth Games
When someone is completely sober and doing something dull whilst all their friend are out partying, they are radio foured.
"Where were you last night?"
"Radio foured."
"Doing what?"
"I had to go to my girlfriend's grandma's ninety fifth birthday party. What did you get up to?"
"We were snorting comedown-free drugs off naked porn stars for a bit and then we got kebabs."
*SIGHS*
The act of using Urban Dictionary to impress the object of your desire by listing their first name with a definition that's somewhere along the lines of:
X is the most amazing girl in the world, she is really pretty and amazing and she was kind to an animal and when she smile it light up all of the world and she would make anyone fall in love with her because she is amazing and I am lucky to know her and I thank god every day for making such an amazing girl and hope please that she on love with me also.
Almost certainly doesn't get these dweebs the sex they think it will.
"Hey X, have a look at this what I have done for you."
"Err...are you UD wooing me you fucking mong?"
"...no?"
"Die. Die now. Kill yourself while I watch and eat these Doritos."
"Okay..."
An alternative name for man-bags that was invented to make insecure men feel less effeminate about owning what is essentially a handbag.
Clutching his action satchel, Timmy barged through the closed wooden doors and out into the storm.
"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"
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An alternative name for manatees, a.k.a. the speed bumps of the sea
"Ten points if you hit any sea bumps!"
"That's sick Ted."
"Yeah...I gues you're right...I've just not been the same since I got ill and turned that
bunga bunga orgy into a scat fest...The horror. The horror."
When someone who is usually terrible with the ladies gets drunk and inexplicably starts pulling hot girls, they are Miami Beached.
"Is that girl still here?"
"Yeah."
"How the fuck did you pull her?"
"Don't know."
"You in shock or something?"
"Most likely."
"Shit, you were well Miami Beached."
"Indubitably."
