Definitions by Guyon
boomer beacon
The boomer beacon is a phenomenon when elderly people leave their smartphone flashlight on in their pocket such that there's a small light illuminating through the fabric.
God bless Todd. He turned on his phone flashlight while digging through his glove box and then proceeded to spend 45 minutes in Food Lion with his boomer beacon on.
boomer beacon by Guyon March 4, 2026
Boomer Basket
From 2005 to 2008 Chrysler offered the PT Cruiser in a convertible form. Much like the Bitch Basket (the Volkswagen Cabriolet), it has a structural bar across the center of the vehicle resembling the hoop-handle of a picnic basket, thus making the PT Cruiser a basket for carrying boomers.
It's a nice day out so my parents are going to put the top down in the boomer basket and go to Chili's.
Boomer Basket by Guyon December 9, 2022
sex spec
Sex spec was a popular automotive modification style in the early 2000's characterized by over the top customization, including but not limited to enormous stereo systems molded into the car's interior using custom built and painted panels, large and heavy chrome wheels, multiple TV's in seemingly nonsensical places, sometimes with gaming consoles integrated into the car, bright custom paint adorned in tribal vinyls, scissor or suicide doors, and exposed oversized bottles of nitrous oxide. A true sex spec car will look like the person who modified it attempted to make every visible part on the car modified and unique.