Definitions by Guy from Kenmore

TikTok 

A Chinese propaganda app that rots the brains of everyone born after 1990.

"I just saw this awesome TikTok about how Osama bin Laden was the good guy on 9/11!"

TikTok by Guy from Kenmore February 15, 2025

Tulsi Gabbard 

The Russian agent who is somehow leads our intelligence agencies

"Of course Putin is bad, don't be a Tulsi Gabbard"

Tulsi Gabbard by Guy from Kenmore February 15, 2025

Peyronie's Disease

That thing they talk about on TV when your dick is curvy

Average Peyronie's Disease ad

TV Announcer: "Do you have a bump in your errection"
Cut to a bumpy carrot and an embarrassed 40 something year old

Peyronie's Disease by Guy from Kenmore February 15, 2025

Retep 

Peter Griffin's evil twin generated from his hand.

"My name is Retep, and I am evil!"

Retep by Guy from Kenmore May 31, 2024