Guy from Kenmore's definitions

Peyronie's Disease

That thing they talk about on TV when your dick is curvy

Average Peyronie's Disease ad

TV Announcer: "Do you have a bump in your errection"
Cut to a bumpy carrot and an embarrassed 40 something year old

by Guy from Kenmore February 15, 2025

Tulsi Gabbard

The Russian agent who is somehow leads our intelligence agencies

"Of course Putin is bad, don't be a Tulsi Gabbard"

by Guy from Kenmore February 15, 2025

TikTok

A Chinese propaganda app that rots the brains of everyone born after 1990.

"I just saw this awesome TikTok about how Osama bin Laden was the good guy on 9/11!"

by Guy from Kenmore February 15, 2025

Retep

Peter Griffin's evil twin generated from his hand.

"My name is Retep, and I am evil!"

by Guy from Kenmore May 31, 2024