Junkhandler

The airport screeners who frisk you for concealed items before or after walking through the scanners or metal detectors. Also known as friskarista.
That junkhandler took his sweet time checking my junk.
by gummer stumps November 22, 2010
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gummer stumps

1. A guy so desperate to get laid that if he had no teeth and she was without arms or legs but had a pulse you'd still want to have sex with her and gum her stumps.

2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.
1. I am so freakin' randy, I don't care if she's a double bagger, I'd gummer stumps!

2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
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ex-benny

plural ex-bennies
Same definition as ex with benefits. Word play with Eggs Benedict's colloquial from eggs-benny(ies).
Interestingly similarity with the dish and the ex. Both are occasional, comfortable and familiar.
Great weekend, had the ex-benny over for lunch, she spent the weekend if you know what I mean.

It's not easy when they've got their ex-bennies, they get it all and no commitments, how do you compete?
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
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leftander

A man or women who are right handed but masturbate with their left hand watching pron on the Internet because the right hand is clicking on the mouse. Usually refers to someone who is somewhat homely.
Dude look at him, he's not getting laid anytime soon, he's definitely a leftander.

Found this great site, pull a leftander all night!
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
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apptrap

"Apps", as in applications on Facebook usually disguised as quizzes, games or surveys that the send you to other pages or force you to allow it access to your info to get the answer to a quiz.
I clicked on a that IQ quiz on my Facebook page and to get the answer, it wanted access...I hate that apptrap shit!

Man I voted for Obama on a quiz on FB and got sent to a Ronald Regan page..Ronald Reagan..WTF!
by Gummer Stumps October 13, 2010
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lipoed

as in liposuction i.e. the removal of fat but used in regards to the removal or draining of fact and or substance from any given situation.
"Did you read that article about that congressman, man they totally lipoed the truth."

"They did a rewrite of my character and he ended up so lipoed, he was irrelevant to the story"

"The long weekend lipoed my bank account, I'm broke!"

"..then he woke up, and the bitch lipoed the apartment, Dude it was all gone!"
by Gummer Stumps October 08, 2010
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coolatude

A person who in any given situation is poised, knowledgeable and self confident and up to the task without being arrogant and self serving. The combinations of cool, attitude and dude all in one.
What a horrific situation, the plane hits a bird and loses all power and yet the pilot landed the plane right in the Hudson like it was an everyday occurrence, that my friend is coolatude!
by Gummer Stumps October 08, 2010
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