14 definitions by Gummer Stumps

plural ex-bennies
Same definition as ex with benefits. Word play with Eggs Benedict's colloquial from eggs-benny(ies).
Interestingly similarity with the dish and the ex. Both are occasional, comfortable and familiar.
Great weekend, had the ex-benny over for lunch, she spent the weekend if you know what I mean.

It's not easy when they've got their ex-bennies, they get it all and no commitments, how do you compete?
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
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The airport screeners who frisk you for concealed items before or after walking through the scanners or metal detectors. Also known as friskarista.
That junkhandler took his sweet time checking my junk.
by Gummer Stumps November 22, 2010
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A person or persons who, as a full time activity, post inane unfiltered information about themself and or what they think, have thought or are thinking presently on websites known as blogs.
You really need to get out of the house, you spend too much time on your blog, your turning into a turning into a blogosapien.

Hilton Perez is the ultimate blogosapien...seriously who cares what he has to say!
by Gummer Stumps November 22, 2010
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plural murakins
A loudmouth American Tourist. As defined by the way they repeatedly remind others where they are from and how things are different where they are. Usually with a mid-west or southern accent.
I'm a murakin and we don't do it that way.

How much is that in a murakin dollars?

Don't you people speak a murakin?
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
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similar to a pearl necklace but limited to the face/head; also known as a facial but not as derogative and also encompasses ones face and hair.
He was pretty randy, a few minutes of humming and bam I had a frosted cupcake.
by Gummer Stumps August 23, 2010
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the act of rubbing one's erection between the spread buttocks of your partner after having ejaculated between them.
"After giving her a good reaming, Brock spread her cheeks and splooged between them gave himself a dirty cleaver fro her to clean up...the Dude' got coolatude!
by Gummer Stumps October 18, 2010
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A person who in any given situation is poised, knowledgeable and self confident and up to the task without being arrogant and self serving. The combinations of cool, attitude and dude all in one.
What a horrific situation, the plane hits a bird and loses all power and yet the pilot landed the plane right in the Hudson like it was an everyday occurrence, that my friend is coolatude!
by Gummer Stumps October 8, 2010
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