dutch courage

(n.) An alcoholic beverage had before an unpleasant task. The fact that britains' second empire and the Netherlands' first rose at the same time caused a great deal of tension between the two nations (though never real animosity like there was with France) and when they joined in temporary naval alliances they noted that dutch sailors took thier alcohol allowance just before battle, whereas the Royal Navymen drunk throughout the day.

I need some dutch courage before going down on that hairy, spotty bush!

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

hombre

Any male.

The Hombre over there tried to hit on my sister, let's go anal rape him...

by Gumba Gumba March 03, 2004

pandguins

uh, see panda

I was linked here, and would assume this be panda+penguin?

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

nude celebrity websites

(n.) websites with compendiums of famous women in bikinis (which are claimed to be nude), nipple slips, grainy footage from early 90's tv showing them faking orgasms for the camera, uncountable broken links, faked pictures and constant requests to sign up for three day trials using your credit card.

I'm through with nude celebrity websites; my credit card information is not worth a picture of Britney spears 2001 upskirt getting out of a limo or a picture of Trish stratus nipple appearing.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

genius

Being both Intelligent, and being able to tap all one's intelligence at the right time.


Also, something that is brilliant, and temporarily eludes description due to it's awesomeness.

"True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information."

--Churchill


I is teh genie arse.

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

red light district

A run-down part of a town or city that is frequented by thugs and hoodlums. Best known for being the centre of the prostitution industry.

I saw yo mama in the red light district.

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

monty

Common name given to British Military genius, Field Marshall Bernard Law Montgomery, 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein (and of Hindhead).


Monty outwitted Erwin Rommel, the "Desert Fox" at El Alamein, and won WWII in North Africa.

Monty defeated Rommel.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004