mondeo st270

Ford's souped-up, nice looking Mondeo (Tuarus, for the yanks). Unlike the normal car they've been pushing for the last decade or so, this one isn't too bad. But still, for the same money one could purchase a 2yr used Jag or low-end BMW. But then again, who wats an "uber-prestigous" Ford? Not me.
GUY: Wow, did i just see a modeo keep pace-for-pace with that BMW?

Me: Yeah, it's the ST270. It costs the same as a bmw; but it's American.

GUY: I was actually thinking about getting one, until you reminded me they are american. Screw that, let's buy European.
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
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Seat

1- Any raised object on which one may rest the buttocks and legs by climbing upon.

2- Spain's national car
1- Take a seat

2- The Seat Leon is pretty fast.
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cock tease

There was a young fellow named keith

Who performed circumcisions with his teeth

He didn't do it for leisure


Nor sexual pleasure


But for the cheese underneath.
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
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cold day in hell

(n.) An event that will never happen. See synonym when pigs fly.
It'll be a cold day in hell before I return her calls.
by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004
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astalavista

1) astalavista.com, a website filled with useful viruses, IM programmes, hacktools and links to thousands of warez sites.

2) to use a tool from 1) to do physical damage to someone's computer software or website.
I'm gonna astalavista your aim and find your IP, motherfucker.
by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004
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the crying game

(n.) Sick ass movie about an IRA man feeling guilty for a British soldier he allowed to die and comforting his girlfriend. However, when Fergus and Dill are getting it on...watch the movie.
Mayor Quimby: The chick in the crying game is really a man


Crowd: boo!


Mayor Quimby: I mean...man, was that a good movie

Crowd: yay!
by Gumba Gumba May 25, 2004
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ALL CAPS

(adj.) Written entirely in capital letters

(n.) one who write entire sentences or texts in capitals to attract attention to rather inane points of view.
We found an error in your definition.

Example is written in all caps
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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