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TVR

British hand-built ultra-violent speed machines that use their light weight and phenomenal power to attain blistering speeds. Unlike other performace machines, these were not designed for the road. Racing, whether quarter mile or track, this will blaze a trail ahead of all but the track-based vehicles. Forget your lame 'vette (porsche power and crap car at normal prices), this is supercar at BMW price.


To outrun one of these violently-delightful little fuckers, you'll either need a kit car like a westfield, or a high-spec sports car, like a decent ferrari or, for the Cerbera speed 12, a 200mph+ supercar (ie McLaren F1, Jaguar XJ220, Ferrari enzo or similar vehicle)



Apparantly, TVR is short for trevor.
Muscle car fan#1: Wow, that tuscan is beautiful. You think we should sell our old, crappy muscle cars and get something like that?

Muscle car fan#2: Why ya hf ta go saying thins lak thayat? We sure is mighty happy with our ugly-ass, slow, thirsty cars.
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
mugGet the TVRmug.

non-lethal weapon

A false term used mainly in a court of law or in government owned scientific research into weapons that describes a "weapon" not used to directly kill. Unfortunately/Fortunately, there is no such thing.
Nerd/Government official: This dusty stuff knocks out all of an area's electricity supply, resulting in no deaths. Not one death can be directly attributed to this.


Gumba: *grabs the stuff and stabs the nerd/official through the eye, piecing his brain and killing him*


You can't arrest me, he said it himself. No death will ever be attributed to this weapon.
by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004
mugGet the non-lethal weaponmug.

X5

The BMW X5. An off-road version of the 5-series BMW released in 1999. It is an almost flawless car, and can smoke most, if not all, others in its class. There are no inherent flaws, faulty parts, common complaints. It comes highly recommended by all owners. One of the best BMW's ever.
Wow, the X5 even has a place to rest my balls.
by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006
mugGet the X5mug.

opinions

The content of approx. 80% of definitions on this site.


The content of 99% of my definitions on this site.
560 definitions, 555 opinions.
by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004
mugGet the opinionsmug.

yuo is teh suck

Lame, over-used 1337 for 'You suck'. Used when someone's attempts to be inpressive fail miserably.
If you had to look this up then YUO is teh suck.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
mugGet the yuo is teh suckmug.

cut the cheese

(v.) To fart.
Who cut the cheese? Oh, nevermind, Elitist just walked in the room.
by Gumba Gumba May 12, 2004
mugGet the cut the cheesemug.

new favorite person

also see new best friend / new favourite person

term of acceptance coming after someone has praised the works or acts of the author or speaker.
Great Idea! I'll get to work on it right away!


You, madam, are my new favourite peson.
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
mugGet the new favorite personmug.

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