Definitions by Gumba Gumba

Creed 

What's with the imitators here? Why are people using my name to say shit about creed? WTF is going on with these donky schlong suckers?

Madi- fuck you

Everyone else- fuck you

Gumba Gumba (the other prick posting as me) - fuck you. A lot. Very hard. Where do you live?

Creed by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

HMB 

Some funny-as-hell definitions. See shotgun or christian

If you cannot find a plumber, HMB recommends me.

HMB by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

make love not war 

A bullshit hippy catchphrase trying to get people to fuck their wives instead of killing people. Obviously, these people are unaware that there are plenty of prostitutes in wherever the war is occuring, willing to give sucky sucky for as little as ten dolla, or even five dolla. The hookers are better because they love you long time, unless you are muy beau coup.

I started an arguement somewhere in here and forgot what the fuck I was talking about.

Monogamy sucks

make love not war by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

st. anger 

Nu-metal with a faint wiff of Metallica in it. Sounds like it could have been so much better, but no matter what monseiur "critical thinker" says, it is still Metallica's worst album. I hate it. I shall beat it with my hating stick and boycott it, in hopes that other classic metal bands don't go in this direction, and that Hetfield claims some rip-off band sung it while they were busy making a kick-ass album, which they will release and trade for a returned copy of st. anger, which they shall burn.

Good Metallica lyric, not found on St. Anger-

What I’ve felt
What I’ve known
Never shined through in what I’ve shown
Never be
Never see
Won’t see what might have been


bad metallica lyric- found on st. anger


I feel my world shake
Like an earthquake
Hard to see clear
Is it me
Or is it fear?

I'm madly in anger with you 2x

St. Anger round my neck
St. Anger round my neck
He never gets respect
St. Anger round my neck

st. anger by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

real football 

The opposite to fake football. See football or soccer.

Americans don't like real football, so they call it soccer (term coined in 1812)

real football by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

46664 

Nelson Mandela's prison number. Now, a number used for people to pledge money to AIDS awareness charities.

Call 46664 today...etc.

46664 by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

comrade 

Variant of "companion" formed in England in the 1500's. It was a military (especially naval) term to address one who had achieved the same high ranking as yourself, and may only be used by commanders, admirals and such.


In the USSR it became a popular form of address, and of welcome into the social groups surrounding bolshevism.


Replacement for "sir" or "mister"

"Comrade Gumba" sunk your battleship, bitch.

comrade by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004