Gumba Gumba's definitions

owner

1) The person legally the propreitor of.

2) One who owns the other.

I am the owner of a large penis.


I am the owner of your small penis.

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

helter skelter

Helter skelter, or "I like Helter Skelter" is a phrase for mass-scapegoating of one party. Yoko syndrome is a form of I like helter skelter where the latest party is blamed. Helter skelter is a fairground ride that spirrals downwards, and when someone is scapegoated substantially, even to the point where minor problems with them are turned into reasons for something failing.

I like helter skelter.

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

one eyed monster

A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.


Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.

Step right up and see the one eyed monster.- From "The spy who shagged me"

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

kleenex

A popular brand of tissue. Favoured by those going to a snot party

I'm gonna tear you up like a kleenex at a snot party!

by Gumba Gumba June 16, 2004

sasser

What urbandictionary staff put on this definition.

You now have the sasser virus, go to symantec or whatever they're called.

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

fat cunt

1) Vagina with big pussy flaps.

2) Insult used to express utmost hatred.

"She has a fat cunt."

"Get out of my way before I ream your ass, you fat cunt"

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

humanitarian reasons

(n.) For the protection of the basic human rights of the abused.

Aren't you glad bush sent us on a war for humanitarian reasons and not for oil


^this from someone who actually supported the war in iraq

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004