Gumba Gumba's definitions

He who walks behind the rows

A phrase said alltoghether by stephen king fans who think they're scary.

"This is the way of he who walks behind the rows"

--morons who need sleep

"This'll be the way of you getting the shit beat out of you if you don't fuck off and let me eat my lunch in religious peace"

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

popeye

Now discontinued cartoon from the forties and fifties about an oddly proportioned american sailor who constantly got into fights, where he was the underdog. He would, at a pivotal point, consume spinach, and become immediatley brawnier as a result. Immensely popular, and famed for his arch-enemy bluto, girlfriend Olive Oil, and his ridiculously large biceps. He also had one squinted eye, one that protruded, a speech impediment, a pipe, and incoherant ramblings that he would use to amuse himself.


The cartoon was a vector to get kids eating more greens so the could grow up to be just like him.

Q: what happened when Napoleon went to mount Olive?

A: Popeye got pissed...



Oh, Popeye- Olive

by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004

piston head

(n.) One who is very interested in the mechanics of vehicles, particularly luxury or sports cars. Similar to a gear head

The only thing more boring than a piston head is a gear head

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004

cock knocker

1) A homosexual, or more broadly, anyone who loves the cock.

2) Phallus shaped door knocker.

Then, I get punched in the motherfuckin nuts by a guy names cock knocker.


Wow, that house we saw, it had a cock knocker.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

pencildick

A penis of no more than 6-7 inches in lenght that is extremely thin.

lolomgomgomgrafflemoo you missed me pencildick!

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

vice

1) Pleasurable evils.

2) Mainly prostitution

3) Sometimes used for police.

What is your vice?

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

lord of the flies

Choir boys hating on a fat kid.

oooh, ohh, oooh lard of the pies.

by Gumba Gumba June 4, 2004