Definitions by Gumba Gumba

FAQ 

Frequently asked questions.


A selection of questions that newbies may ask, and detailed answers covering all the basics of the website.

Urbandictionary needs an faq page.

FAQ by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

baby seal clubber 

One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.

Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?

Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.

*Andrew hits baby seal*

Me-Looks like you went oob there.

*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*

Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber


Me-Have it your way...


*hits hippy and seal*

baby seal clubber by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

baby seal 

Pre-adult aquatic animal of the Phocidae and Otariidae families. The baby seal, or hippie-o-meter is a measure of how much a hippy an individual (or a group, but it mostly reflects the dominant figure in the group) is.

Should they relentlessly talk about baby seals and the torture they endure, having to watch thier mothers die so their tears can be collected etc., then it is acceptable to call them a hippy.


Also, it is a mormon wedding.

When i see hippies, I like to tell them about my weekend job as a baby seal clubber.

baby seal by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

oob 

Coming from the game of Golf, "Out Of Bounds". Refering to the ball landing outside the field of play.

Your ball is oob.

oob by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Gorbachev 

Mikhail Gorbachev, the killer of communism.

Boris Yeltsin rescued the coup against Mikhail Gorbachev, and made sure communism ended in the USSR.

Gorbachev by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

pumping iron 

1) Lifting freeweights, origianally all made of cast iron. Some are now plastic.

2) Arnold movie about the first definition.

"Can't go out tonight, I'll be pumping iron at home."


"Have you ever seen pumping iron?"

pumping iron by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

mini 

The origianal econmy car (yes yes, there were others before it and smaller than it, but no-one bought them). The first car to ever have 50% or more female owners.

Mini cooper is a very interesting car, but it is really just a go-Kart with a papier-maché bodyshell.


I like to roll mini cooper S

mini by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004