poetry

*rambles on about 'the system' and Shakespear*


best delivered in a well spoken, giggling voice.
Beans beans, good for your heart;

Beans beans, make you fart.

the more you fart, the better you feel;

so let's have beans for every meal!

----------------Part Deux

Beans beans, good for your heart;

Beans beans, make you fart.

the more you fart, the more you eat;

the more you sit on the toilet seat
by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004
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scat girl

Female willing to involve herself in sexual practises known as scat
Yo mama a scat girl.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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ie6

(abbr.) Microsofts' internet explorer six.
This soft ware is not compatable with lower than ie6
by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004
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american muscle

See muscle car


A bunch of lame, american cars that are grossly over-rated in the US. The only selling features are that they have such terrible fuel inefficientcy that 35 minutes of racing will drain the entire tank- and that's on a good day.

They are revered among idiots who only have the balls to race against idiots in civics in the US. The typical muscle car has such poor suspension that your spine will need surgery if you take it off a flat road for ten minutes. They are noisy, but not a nice, purring noise. More like the noise you get when you fart underwater.

For the most part, they are really ugly. The typical muscle car fan/designer thinks that being big will divert the atention to the featureless junk that is the chassis. The chassis will typically crumple like the French army in any accident, despite the car being heavier than the arguements against buying it. The muscle car is typical of the stereotyped american car, in that it is large, badly designed, poorly put toghether (with glue), drinks the engine dry in minutes ,over-priced, an engine that is so ridiculous it should be destroyed, heavy and being an all-out joke of a machine.


The typical owner will claim it is good, because it can chase off a few ricers. But of course, a car costing half is usually shit outta luck anyway.

But then put any muscle car against british beef, german efficiency, Italian Speed-machines or any other european cars in THE SAME PRICE RANGE and any muscle car will be torn a new asshole.
by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004
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acdc

1) A bisexual

2) Austrailian hard rock band formed in NewSouthWales in the seventies. Had a string of monster hits such as Highway to Hell, Thunderstruck, You shook me all night long.

3)Alternating Current/Direct Current

4)Accio Ciutadana de Catalunya (Citizen Action of Catalonia; Spanish Catalan Party)

5) Advisory Council on Development Cooperation

6) Agricultural Communications Documentation Center

7) Asociación de Consumidores de Derivados del Cannabis

8) Austrian Cluster Data Centre
No stop signs, speed limit

Nobody's gonna slow me down

Like a wheel, gonna spin it

Nobody's gonna mess me round

Hey Satan, paid my dues

Playing in a rocking band

Hey Momma, look at me

I'm on my way to the promised land...


I'm on the highway to hell...


highway to hell...
by Gumba Gumba March 03, 2004
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karmicness

The art of being like karmic dragon, in the same way as being "closer to jah"
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cable spaghetti

(n.) A mixture of cables from various electronic aplliances that takes a very long time to sort through an organise when disposing of outdated equipment.
There is a real cable spaghetti behind my tv, where the vcr, dvd, ps2, psx, tv and a hi-fi speaker are plugged into.
by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004
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