Definitions by Gumba Gumba
nude celebrity websites
(n.) websites with compendiums of famous women in bikinis (which are claimed to be nude), nipple slips, grainy footage from early 90's tv showing them faking orgasms for the camera, uncountable broken links, faked pictures and constant requests to sign up for three day trials using your credit card.
I'm through with nude celebrity websites; my credit card information is not worth a picture of Britney spears 2001 upskirt getting out of a limo or a picture of Trish stratus nipple appearing.
nude celebrity websites by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
dumpster diving
1) breaking and entering with intent to steal for people who cannot do it
2) where your stolen goods came from should a cop ask
2) where your stolen goods came from should a cop ask
Nice Computer/ ferrari/ nasa space rocket, where'd ya get it? Someone stole one last week from the computer store/ferrari showroom/ rocket luanch.
dumpster diving!
dumpster diving!
dumpster diving by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004
the lynx effect
Smelling so good that females will take your every whim as command, achieved by spraying oneself with a deodorant named lynx, or axe in central europe, manufactured by Fabergé Paris or Fabergé Ireland. Wow, Ireland makes it sound soooo appealing.
the lynx effect by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004
bukake
In fuedal Japan, adulterous women were taken by thier fathers down to the beaches and buried up to thier necks in sand. Local youths would then take thier turn to force her to perform fellatio on them, punching her in the face should she resist/bite.
She would be left on the beach overnight, and be totally cumfaced by morning. Over the night, the father would arrange for an authority figure such as a policeman to come and check on her in the morning. Usually, the young womans head would be cut off with a few swipes of a sword. Should she beg for mercy, then a FGM will be performed on her, so that she should not be unfaithful again. Sometimes, a watchman will stand with her during bukake to twist her nose in order to make her swallow the seminal fluid.
Todays' pornography term is a watered-down version without any violence. It consists of a group of men dancing around a woman who gives them each a blowjob, often two at a time.
She would be left on the beach overnight, and be totally cumfaced by morning. Over the night, the father would arrange for an authority figure such as a policeman to come and check on her in the morning. Usually, the young womans head would be cut off with a few swipes of a sword. Should she beg for mercy, then a FGM will be performed on her, so that she should not be unfaithful again. Sometimes, a watchman will stand with her during bukake to twist her nose in order to make her swallow the seminal fluid.
Todays' pornography term is a watered-down version without any violence. It consists of a group of men dancing around a woman who gives them each a blowjob, often two at a time.
Changes in the law and turning a blinf eye to murder have made sure bukake is not the violent face-rape tradition that continued well into the twentieth century. Illegally, you will still find some girls buried on asian beaches in a form of bukake, although they are less likely to be killed afterwards.
bukake by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004
gear head
(n.) A person who is extremely interested in the mechanics of vehicles, particularly motorcycles and improving acceleration.
gear head by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004
gobbledegook
gobbledegook by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004
piston head
(n.) One who is very interested in the mechanics of vehicles, particularly luxury or sports cars. Similar to a gear head
piston head by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004