Gumba Gumba's definitions

no dice

Condescending term used to say "You cannot have it"

Guy1: Gimme your gun, Imma waste these fuckers.

Guy2: No dice...

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

hedgerow warfare

(n.) Fighting between rows of hedges, where snipers and entire units may be concealed. Common in the closing days of world war II.

hedgerow warfare was common between d-day and ve day.

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

mutts nuts

1) A more pre-watershed friendly version of Dogs bollocks.


2) Dog testicles.

3) To be the best example of its kind.

"The mutts nuts are going to be castrated"


"I am the mutt's nuts when it comes to drinking."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

winston churchill

The right Hon. Sir Winston Churchill.


See Churchill

no example

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

friend of bob

The hedgehog's skin is larger than necessary to cover its whole body. When it curls up it pulls its skind down over its head and rump, so that it is completelt protected by its 3000 or more spines.

I believe friend of bob to be a mortuary worker, a hedgehog, and an inspiration to children everywhere. no, really.

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004

Playstation2

A console disliked by people who enjoy playing the same game over and over and over- because let's face it, the x-box and gamecube don't have many good games, but many of the good ones get a ps2 port pwiddy quickly.

Duke nukem whenever!

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

real football

The opposite to fake football. See football or soccer.

Americans don't like real football, so they call it soccer (term coined in 1812)

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004