Definitions by Gumba Gumba
duke nukem whenever
A nickname for videogame duke nukem forever, based on the fact that 3d realms are waiting for a real nukewar before launching it.
For over nine years, they've been making this game. Expected in 1997, then a few years later, now the end of the year.
duke nukem whenever by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
fore
A warning to fellow golfers that a ball is headed in thier direction and that they should duck. Also yelled before someone starts shooting up a building where there are people not considered to be targets.
"Fore!" said the golfer before the ball hit the guy putting on the green at the seventh got hit.
"Fore!" Cried the cops as the light up a house with hostages inside.
"Fore!" Cried the cops as the light up a house with hostages inside.
fore by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
land of the free
What the national anthems of most countries or former countries (ie. wales) claim thier land to be. Openly communist or fascist countries tend not to use this title though.
Welcome to Prussia, land of the free!
Welcome to Britain, land of the free!
Welcome to the ukraine, land of the free!
welcome to the usa, land of the free!
welcome to argentina, land of the free!
Welcome to Britain, land of the free!
Welcome to the ukraine, land of the free!
welcome to the usa, land of the free!
welcome to argentina, land of the free!
land of the free by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
age calling
(v.) The already outdated internet practise of attempting to belittle someone by asserting that they are younger than you. Typically, the age stated is 1-3 years younger than the age of the caller him/herself (more often than not, it is just oen year younger than the caller). This is a last ditch attempt by this person to sound mature. This tactic is often employed when the calling party knows they cannot assert themselves with some authority other than presenting false credentials of thier opponent, and the younger the person (common users are in thier early-mid teens, sometimes late teens) the more readily used the act. When thier ASSumptions are proved incorrect, however the response will automatically be 'I would never have guessed that'. The users of this tactic also favour political correctness, vague assumptions, pseudo-intellectualism, constant small insults throughout thier talk, a general feel of hatred towards thier adversary and getting upset very easily.
"Whats wrong with being gay?
Do I have to enlighten another fat, white, ignorant, racist, sexist, homophobic, American 12 year old?"
--Definition of gumba gumba by '50 cent'
"n.) Someone who thinks responding once to an unnecessary flame is quite enough, and will no longer waste his time on silly internet beefs with children who have nothing better to do than reread their own urban dictionary definition to see who's flamed them recently.Have fun with your flames, little girl/boy, since I will no longer be concerning myself with 'em. Toodles!"
--definition of neilmiser by 'neilmiser'
"A person who is easily flamed. Regretably, I feel, since I have just looked up some of his definitions and various other submissions, and it's clear he or she is, at most 13 years old."
--definition of kung-fu jesus by neilmiser.
Do I have to enlighten another fat, white, ignorant, racist, sexist, homophobic, American 12 year old?"
--Definition of gumba gumba by '50 cent'
"n.) Someone who thinks responding once to an unnecessary flame is quite enough, and will no longer waste his time on silly internet beefs with children who have nothing better to do than reread their own urban dictionary definition to see who's flamed them recently.Have fun with your flames, little girl/boy, since I will no longer be concerning myself with 'em. Toodles!"
--definition of neilmiser by 'neilmiser'
"A person who is easily flamed. Regretably, I feel, since I have just looked up some of his definitions and various other submissions, and it's clear he or she is, at most 13 years old."
--definition of kung-fu jesus by neilmiser.
age calling by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
scaremonger
(n.) A person who invents threats to themselves and others everywhere. A form of critic looking for a lucky break to be proven right. Typically praises other scaremongers, 1984, hates the government, organised religion and trading systems while freely using the produce of any. Quite narrow minded and insecure, but will attract a lot of sheep.
scaremonger by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
kebab
(n.) Greasy turkish food that, unlike the north american 'taco' does not encourage rapid bowel movement, which in turn results in rapid foot movement to a sanitation area. Favoured by inhabitants of essex, England.
mmm, kebab!
kebab by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004