Definitions by Gumba Gumba

cloak and dagger 

(adj.) Secretive, hidden on pain of death from all who don't need to know about it.

This is a cloak and dagger operation. If I told you about it, I am obliged to kill you, and make it look like suicide.

cloak and dagger by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

Heathrow Airport

A cramped, dirty little shithole of an airport. Terminals two and four should be bulldozed.

Heathrow is probably the worst airport I've ever been to. I'll go back to Gatwick or Stanstead.

Heathrow Airport by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

double negative 

A mixture of two negative words to create a negative ethos, which actually meakes a positive. A side effect of rapid speech.

"No nothing"

"Don't do nothing"

double negative by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

cable spaghetti 

(n.) A mixture of cables from various electronic aplliances that takes a very long time to sort through an organise when disposing of outdated equipment.

There is a real cable spaghetti behind my tv, where the vcr, dvd, ps2, psx, tv and a hi-fi speaker are plugged into.

cable spaghetti by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

legal eagle 

(n.) winged creature that is alowwed to give evidence in a court of law.

(n.) Good legal representation. Stoic, good at manipulating facts to his or her advantage.

OMG the legal eagle is attacking the judge!

The legal eagle surveyed the defence, and noticed how the defendant became intimidated when someone got close to him, and began stuttering.

legal eagle by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

throne 

(n.) The raised seating place of a monarch

(n.) The toilet bowl

(v.) to make the leader.

The king sat on his throne and viewed his subjects


The "king" shat from his throne and poo'd his subjects

I was throned!

throne by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

wealth disease 

(n.) Any disease that occurs predominantly, almost exclusively in wealthy places such as the MEDCs

Cancer, Heart disease, obesity

wealth disease by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004