Gumba Gumba's definitions

Maths coursework

below is a picture of a graph of a text.

gc? gc? do you see?

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

badgerbadgerbadger

badgerbadgerbadger.com


Strange, compulsive website. Part of that weebl and bob enterprise. The mother site also contains other versions of the cartoon, such as a resident evil version.

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!


snake! argh! snake!

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

sober

that state of not being at all intoxicated with alcohol.

One night in the House of Commons, Churchill, after imbibing a few drinks, stumbled into Bessie Braddock, a corpulent Labourite member from Liverpool. An angry Bessie straightened her clothes and addressed the British statesman.




"Winston," she roared. "You are drunk, and what’s more, you are disgustingly drunk."

Churchill, surveying Bessie, replied, "And might I say, Mrs. Braddock, you are ugly, and what’s more, disgustingly ugly.


But tomorrow," Churchill added, "I shall be sober."

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

Viper

American sports car of the 80's. Owners of this car and similar are Americans who think that it's fast, when any euro-exotic anywhere near the price range made after 1975 could take it to school. The viper has the handling of a stubborn donkey and the reliability of a nazi promise.

Why Dodge still make this car is anyone's guess.

by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004

1/4

One quarter, often used to refer to quarter mile

The avergae penis is 1/4 the size of the largest. I am half the size of the largest. I am mightily endowed and can skewer kitty from a great distance.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

road kill

Squished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals.

I turned a cow into road kill once.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

tha

The retarded way of saying "the"

Tha shit!

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004