Definitions by Gumba Gumba

cumfaced

To be sprayed in the face with seminal fluid by an ejaculating male.

She moved back during the blowjob because she didn't want it in her mouth. But she didn't go fast enough so she was all cumfaced.

cumfaced by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

countach 

A long standing supercar produced by Lamborghini. Availiable are the Classic, QV and 25th anniversary editions. The design is based of the classic "wedge" shape. Has been rendered inferior by the Diablo

I want a countach.

countach by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

diablo 

A fast-ass Lambo made to replace the Countach. Became the world's fastest car for a period after beating the Ferrari F40 by 0.3 MPH. Italian (and spanish) for Devil.

Lamborghini Diablo has a top speed of 201 mph.

diablo by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

ferrari F40 

Car released to the press in 1987 to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Ferrari. Took over from the Porsche 959 as world's fastest road car.

It appears in the origianal gta game under the name F-18

ferrari F40 by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

porsche 959 

A quick-ass car that was the world's fastest road car for a period in the eighties. Produced only in left hand drive and distinguished by the swooping spioler at the back.

Top speed is 197 mph.

porsche 959 by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

fucking cocksucker

Clichéd triple-insult, used when an object is sought after by multiple parties and time is of the esscence.

GUY 1:"Give me the keys you fucking cocksucker!"


GUY 2: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker motherfucker motherfucker!"


COP: "Knock it off!"

GUY 3: "Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"

COP: "In english..."

GUY 3: "whata fuck? kbgdjgkjdgj Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"

GUY 4: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker."

GUY 5: "Give ME the keys you fucking cocksucker."

fucking cocksucker by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

ignoramuses 

The correct Plural of ignoramus. Not ignorami.

People who say ignorami are ignoramuses.

ignoramuses by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004