Gumba Gumba's definitions

bossy

Assertive and narcisistic person. A natural leader.

She is bossy, and probably has a pair down there to produce all the testosterone.

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

parallelogram

A word that only appears int he lyrics to one song- Motörhead by hawkwind, and then again by Motörhead.

Fourth day, five day marathon,
We're moving like a parallelogram
Don't move, the morning's not a pretty sight
I guess I'll see you all on the ice
I should be tired and all I am is wired
ain't felt this good for an hour
Motorhead, remember me now,
Motorhead, all night...

by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004

mc hammer

A showboating flamboyant rapper from the early nineties. In 1990, off the back of a few lame songs, MC Hammer bought a $12million house and a fleet of luxury cars. Six years later, it all got reposessed when he declared himself bankrupt.


Can be used to describe anyone who optimisticly flashes the cash only to lose it all due to their over-optimism.

As soon as he got a promotion he bought a Ferrari, big house and some artwork expecting to get promoted again and pay it all off before he was 25. But he instead got fired for crashing the car into his Boss' 1980 Rolls-Royce Phantom VI state luaderlet convertible limosuine while showing off.


Now all his shit got repo'd, his phine bitch left him, and he lives with his parents.


Now

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

Fried eggs

breasts of a sunburned woman who has kept her top on, keeping the breasts pale, but has now decided to sunbathe topless, allowing the breasts to tan, nipples first. This gives an appearance of fried eggs.

When in Spain, perverts put on their shades and stare at the fried eggs around the pool.

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

preist

Obviously the anti-christian idiots who gave thier sorry definitions here not only can't spell, but believe the very few (and yes, I mean very. An almost undetectable percentage of priests molest children, but you tools of the liberal media have been tricked into believing lies) priests who do commit these sins are the best representation for the word priest (or preist if you're a moron/mooreon with poor spelling) as opposed to the charitable works, tutoring (many work in education without the salaries of a teacher), pep-up talks and donations to helping the under-privelaged.

Everyone else who defined this word is a tool. I wish you were here now so I could take you out back and kick the crap out of you, before throwing you in a cell with one of those rare priests.

by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004

cleopatra

(n.) A female born of an incestous relationship. Named after one of the last egyptian rulers, who was the product of 200 years of incestous lines.

I think she's a cleopatra.

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

zonda

The Pagani Zonda. Italian supercar, shoe-like in appearance from newly-established marque Pagani.

Pagani Zonda is fast as fuck!

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004