Gumba Gumba's definitions

american car

A car made in North America. Stereotyped to be large, ugly, slow, thirsty, poorly manufactured, terrible handling and shoddy. For the most part, this stereotype rings true. Just look at all the fanboys who defined corvette. It is a really awful car with shit handling, nil suspension, dreadful ride, alcoholic consumption, abismal comfort level, but these jackasses seems to like cheap cars that go well in staright lines, because american roads don't have corners.

Wow, 90K miles, isn't that a lot... /sarcasm


The cadillac has 99,995 miles on the clock. The scrap yard is six miles away, and I only have the energy to push it half a mile- see my dilema?

by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004

stones

1) Shorthand for the Rolling Stones.

2) plural of stone.

3) Multiple people who are stoned. An uncontrollable mispronounciation.

"Mick Jagger is a member of the stones"

"I threw stones at the cats"

"Yup, weis all stones rights now!"

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

wet-the-bed

Someone weak. To not have control over one's bodily functions. To be a pussy.

That damn wet-the-bed gave me all his lunch money because I said I'd kick the shit out of him. He even promised me to give it to me tommorrow!

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

the devil incarnate

(n.) The epitome of evil. Usually, this is used to describe someone elses' opinion. The devil incarnate is not to be confused with the antichrist, who is defined separately in Rev. 13 v.18

He thinks bush is the devil incarnate. Goddam am I tired, I should get off the computeer.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

rake yohn

Got the shit beat out of him by Ellis in the record store, chased Bam on a bike, and got run over by a taxi that Dunn was riding in.

Rake Yohn is indestructible, motherfuckers

by Gumba Gumba February 16, 2005

Genesis

1) Beginning

2)The first book of the old testament.

3) A rock band of the eighties, contained Phil Collins.

4) Sega Console with so many great games... sega didn't even think they'd have to produce good shit from there on.

Sega Cd? I ain't payin double so I can play another ten games in 32 bit. The fuck is this saturn? Oh, fifty games in the first year? What a great variety /sarcasm. Dreamcast? lol!

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

gumbish

An act of myself.

Using Macro recorders to flood the forums at lametalk is gumbish.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004