Definitions by Gumba Gumba

penthouse 

1) A top shelf magazine.

2) The highest suite of a residential building, which is also the best-catered and most expensive by far.

3) the best availiable

I jack off to penthouse sitting in my penthouse appartment and it feels like penthouse. Then I go home.

penthouse by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

penthouse party boy 

Male aged 18-30, born of rich parents and physically attractive with chiselled good looks. Penthouse party boys are smooth talkers, alomst always white, with black or blonde hair. They sip girly drinks at penthouse parties, and stop being penthouse party boys once they realise they're gay.

Woohoo! P-A-R-T-Why? because I gotta!

penthouse party boy by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

toboggan

Sexual act where the "butch" isgiving some to the "bitch" from behind while near a slope. The butch will then knock her arms away to 'ride' him/her down slope. If the bitch is sitting on the butch, and his back is near the slope, he/she may push him back to ride.

oh yeah... that's good *punch*


wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

toboggan by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

fisting 

1) The act of pushing one's fist into an orifice. It gives the feeling of some gigantic cock, apparantly, and is popular amongst homosexual males.

2) Repetitive punching to a pressure-point, usually with some sort of aid.

Fisting causes stretching, prepare to be loosened!

fisting by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

cock-watcher 

Someone, usually a non-homosexual teenage male, interested in comparing the size of his penis with anothers, who keeps looking at superior specimens.

That guy was staring at my one-eyed-monster for twenty seconds in the showers. He's a cock-watcher!

cock-watcher by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

cock knocker 

Any non-penetration act in which the male penis (as opposed to those weird female penises i saw on TV... yuk!) comes into contact with a hand. Most likely but no tlimited to:

-Someone who makes frequent attacks to the cock

-Someone who fondles the cock

-Someone who loves the cock

-Someone who jacks off the cock (not their own)

Being a cockknocker is not a good thing.

cock knocker by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

prison 

A place of pennance for criminals. The tales of what go on there are more than jokes, they are real.

7% of prison inmates in the USA claimed to have been raped at least once. 4% Become somebody's bitch.

prison by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004