Definitions by Gumba Gumba

nick 

Slang (mainly Brit.)

1) A police station

2) Jail or Prison

3) To steal

1) I spent last night in the cells at the nick

2) Wansworth nick

3) I nicked a mercedes.

nick by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

christ 

1) Jesus Christ

2) Word used in disbelief. Usually in anger or sadness.

Guy1: My sister died in a car accident thursday

Guy2: Christ!

christ by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

no dice

Condescending term used to say "You cannot have it"

Guy1: Gimme your gun, Imma waste these fuckers.

Guy2: No dice...

no dice by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

vice 

1) Pleasurable evils.

2) Mainly prostitution

3) Sometimes used for police.

What is your vice?

vice by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

poison 

1) Liquid that will fuck with your internal organs, killing you if the dose is large enough

2) Eighties glam rockers, sub-standard to GNR.

3) Alcoholic beverage

1) I've poisoned your dinner

2) Poison are like trannies

3) What's your poison?

poison by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

pissed 

1) To be extremely angry

2) To be heavily intoxicated with alcohol to the point of not knowing where you are.

3) Past verb of piss.

1) I'm pissed at you right now

2) He got pissed and fell down

3) I pissed in her mouth.

pissed by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

astalavista 

1) astalavista.com, a website filled with useful viruses, IM programmes, hacktools and links to thousands of warez sites.

2) to use a tool from 1) to do physical damage to someone's computer software or website.

I'm gonna astalavista your aim and find your IP, motherfucker.

astalavista by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004