Gulstab's definitions

Jailbait

Any situation which tempts a person to do something really stupid, and will likely land them in jail, hence the term. Examples include attractive underage women, an unlocked car with the keys left in the ignition, that rack of discount books that sits OUTSIDE of Hastings instead of INSIDE, etc.

See that Chevy over there? The red one? It's unlocked. I think I see the keys in the ignition, too. You should go check it out, man.

...

Yes, he took the jailbait! *dials 911*

by Gulstab June 10, 2009

flammable beverage

It means booze.

Hey guys, I'm gonna go get a flammable beverage, anybody else want one?

by Gulstab February 12, 2010

plant

Easily the best kingdom on Earth.

When humans fail God, the plants will take over.

by Gulstab April 20, 2008

spam porpoise

Yet another euphemism for a penis, coined by Andrew Hussie of MS Paint Adventures. Generally used to add an element of variety to a conversation centering around the male genitalia.

1: Hey, how was your date last night?
2: Rough, my spam porpoise is aching...

or

1: blahblahblah dicks blahblahblah
2: blahblah Johnsons blahblahblah
3: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
1 & 2: Spam porpoise.

by Gulstab January 26, 2010

Rick Roll

Rick Rolling is commonly thought of as linking a friend, who thinks they are getting something desirable, to a video of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up", though this is not always the case. A Rick Roll may be amplified by having the window fly around your screen and, upon closure, release a stream of popups (usually displaying the lyrics) that will open as you close the previous, as seen at raygoldmodels.com. These can be humorous to witness over the shoulder, as well as to have an email response to.

Man, after I Rick Rolled my friend, he was super duper pissed off at me.

I like to close the popups as their respective lyrics end whenever I get Rick Rolled.

by Gulstab April 22, 2008

palette cleanser

Something eaten after a particularly intense meal/snack to get the flavor out of your mouth. A good palette cleanser tastes relatively subtle or bland.

Yeowch, these Altoids set my mouth on fire! I need me a good palette cleanser. Do we have any Fritos?

by Gulstab August 25, 2009