GuidoPosse69's definitions

pedophile

An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. Derived from the Greek paedeia (child) and philos (love.)

Simeon is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

da

A bitched version of the article "the." Mainly used by ethnic minorities.

Yo, I is chillin wit da posse.

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

olean

A form of fake fat invented in 1998, which sparked yet another 90's fad. It was used in potato chips to help fat fucks lose weight. It was perfect until the FDA got involved, requiring that the chip companies put a warning on all the bags that olean may cause anal leakage.

I remember Olean. I was a kid in the 90's.

by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

Kerry Kontroversy

A term used by Catholics to describe the fact that John Kerry claims to be Catholic yet supports abortion.

God, I'm sick of all this Kerry Kontroversy.

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

moo-cow fuck milk

Plain old traditional whole milk, as opposed to the 21st-century fabricated "milks" such as skim, 1%, 2%, soy, goat or acidophilus

I just want back my moo-cow fuck milk! I know there ain't no such thing as soy milk because there ain't no soy titty, is there?

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

capricorn

The tenth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the goat, running from December 22 to January 20.

Capricorn is an earth sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

kontroversy

The controversy surrounding John Kerry claiming to be Catholic yet supporting abortion and gay marriage.

God, I'm sick of all this kontroversy about John Kerry.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005