GuidoPosse69's definitions

pedophile

An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. Derived from the Greek paedeia (child) and philos (love.)

Simeon is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

capricorn

The tenth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the goat, running from December 22 to January 20.

Capricorn is an earth sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

moo-cow fuck milk

Plain old traditional whole milk, as opposed to the 21st-century fabricated "milks" such as skim, 1%, 2%, soy, goat or acidophilus

I just want back my moo-cow fuck milk! I know there ain't no such thing as soy milk because there ain't no soy titty, is there?

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

Kerry Kontroversy

A term used by Catholics to describe the fact that John Kerry claims to be Catholic yet supports abortion.

God, I'm sick of all this Kerry Kontroversy.

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

royale with cheese

The name for a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France. Popularized by Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta in the 1994 film Pulp Fiction.

- Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
- They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
- Hell no, they got the metric system. They don't know what the fuck a quarter pound is. They call it a royale with cheese.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

aquarius

The eleventh of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the water-bearer, running from January 21 to February 19.

Aquarius is an air sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

kontroversy

The controversy surrounding John Kerry claiming to be Catholic yet supporting abortion and gay marriage.

God, I'm sick of all this kontroversy about John Kerry.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005