Frankensugar

Commonly known a HFCS (High Fructose Corn Syrup.) Big Farma would like you to believe that it is "Natural," is really starch treated with hydrocloric acid, enzymes, in a chemical factory

Man, I so wanna feed my hogs some of that Frankensugar before I take them to the market, fatten them little suckers up good!

Frankensugar by Guido1 February 28, 2011

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Frankencougar

A mature woman who, in her attempt to lure younger prey, has had a visibly frightening amount of plastic surgery.

Guy 1: Yikes!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Frankencougar, three o'clock, ready to pounce.
Guy 2: Dude, that's Janice Dickinson!

Frankencougar by Mark Aceto May 1, 2009

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Frankensugar • Frankencougar • FrankenShart

FrankenShart

When you shart on the face of someone who is asleep, and they walk to the bathroom in a groggy state, trudging down the hallway like Frankenstein.

Chelsey fell asleep at my party so I gave her the Frankenshart to wake her up

FrankenShart by AdamODizzle October 11, 2008

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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