I Can't Coman Kill Myself

It's a popular Nigerian expression for "In the end i did my best". It is often used by Nigerian men with lower sex drive than their partners (especially when the partner wants sex more often and in a more erotic way)

Although the term gained popularity through a song by Timaya named "I Can't Kill Myself" in 2019. As the popularity of the phrase has increased so too has the number of different meanings associated with it.
Bright: My wife complains i don't last longer in bed.
Bovi: How long does she expect you keep thrusting?
Bright: An hour or more. I told her i can't coman kill myself. It's sex not a damn trip to Benin.
by Grumpy Ned January 07, 2020
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Marlian

A term for a highly obsessive fan of a certain 'controversial' Nigerian artiste, Naira Marley. Marlians are the most terrifying music fanbase out there. And in case it wasn't obvious, it's a combination of Marley and lie-on (pronounced as lee-ann).

Members are young persons in their late teens and early 20s, and adults who missed out on their childhood - they all obsess over him to no end.

In many minds of Marlians, Naira Marley is the second coming of the legendary Bob Marley.

Members of Marlian will not hesitate to harass fans of Simi, Ruggedman, Adekunle Gold and upstanding members of society.

Their chief weapon (among others) is simulated masturbation act in public and foul-mouthed rhymes.
Girl: Who is the droopy-panted half wit yelling obscenities and waving around rolls of cash?
Guy: Oh...that's Ikhide! He's a Marlian.
by Grumpy Ned January 03, 2020
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Willie Obiano

The 4th democratic governor of Anambra state. He is widely regarded by Anambrarians as one of the worst governors of Anambra state. More commonly known as "Willie the drunk", he is supported mainly by intellectually disabled persons or the 1% who know about his skirt chasing problem. Some of the things he's achieved as governor include:

1. Putting the cart before the horse
2. Refusal to take action during the Onitsha market fire. He was caught hosting visitors and measuring dick with the Nigerian army during the fire. Millions of property were lost; no fire fighters around to help contain the fire.
3. Arranges a photo op with Pope Francis at the Vatican.
4. Bans the operation of commercial motorcycles without setting up an alternative.
5. Incapable of building and maintaining an adequate, safe system of roads and bridges.

6. Blames Peter Obi for his drinking problems and accountability issues.

This is an unbiased definition of Willie Obiano. I kid you not.
I hope someone tells Willie Obiano that he is better at drinking than at being a governor.
by Grumpy Ned February 06, 2020
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Chinedu

Chinedu is the perfect boyfriend. A ladies man, and probably the only guy that Amaka never disappoints. Usually sweet, sensible, smart, full of charisma, loving, teasing and naughty. He is a no-nonsense person and someone you could count on. His loyalty is never in question.

A guy that is outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him but he keeps very few close friends. He can be a really shy person at first, might take some time for you to get to know him, but once you become friends, you'll never regret it.

A bit annoying sometimes but in a good way. He is crazy and fun to be with. He can make you laugh all day. He seems brave, but a very sensitive guy.

Chinedu strives to do things for the better, hardly selfish, observant and family oriented. Once you find a Chinedu you'll love him always. Absolutely amazing guy.
Olanma: Why are you smiling?
Diogo: I think i may have found a Chinedu
by Grumpy Ned February 05, 2020
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Covidiot

1. A perfect term for those spreading, creating or publishing unverified and false information about the novel coronavirus.

2. An idiot who doubts the existence of COVID-19, therefore ignoring the need for social distancing and proper hand washing.

3. A play on the disease’s official name, COVID-19, and, well, the word idiot
I see too many covidiots on social media spreading false information about the virus
by Grumpy Ned March 24, 2020
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Amebo

A typical Nigerian expression used to describe a 'loose mouthed' person (or a gossip). It can also indicate talk or rumours involving the private lives of other people.

Amebo is derived from the gossip character played by veteran actress Mrs Ibidun Allison in the classic Nigerian soap opera, The Village Headmaster.
I don't like that Tope is such an amebo. Please avoid her.
by Grumpy Ned January 11, 2020
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1. A popular Nigerian phrase (in Pidgin English) that implies that 'ugly' people cannot be loved by anybody other than their mothers, based on the belief that mothers generally love their kids regardless.

2. May have originated from the English saying, "a face only a mother could love"
Obasanjo is a typical example of monkey no fine, but him mama like am
by Grumpy Ned February 09, 2021
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