Grit Sharpenson 's definitions

mississippi mud mask

When you are having anal sex and you pull out and jizz on their face. Then use your cox like a paint brush spreading the jizz and truffle butter on their face.

I gave my old lady a mississippi mud mask and now she got pink eye.

by Grit Sharpenson October 19, 2017

Pipelined

When you masturbate so hard that you fart .

Man I was crankin one out the other night and I pipelined so bad I had to go in another room to finish.

by Grit Sharpenson April 25, 2016

head for that dirt road

The bro country equivalent of "sex on the down low ". Code for Bro sex usually in sub urban areas where guys pretend to be country.

After work I'm gonna have some cold ones with my bro, we might pop the tailgate on the Raydo and head for that dirt road.

by Grit Sharpenson November 15, 2017

drop dick

Kind of like tea bagging , but you drop your dick on the victims forehead making a slapping sound

When he falls asleep we gonna drop dick him on video

by Grit Sharpenson May 18, 2016

Tug a sad rope

Masturbating during or after a terrible tragedy or minor inconvenience to alleviate stress.

I was fired from my job today, I'm gonna go "Tug a sad rope " and take a nap.

by Grit Sharpenson September 5, 2017

bat wingin

When your scrotal sack sticks to your inner thigh due to humidity or rigorous activity.

It's so hot today , I'll be bat wingin by 9 A.M.

by Grit Sharpenson August 14, 2016

warshin innards

A southern term for ejaculating inside ones sexual partner.

If all goes well tonight with my girl, ima be warshin innards all night long.

by Grit Sharpenson May 19, 2016