Definitions by Grinning Lobster

ass beard 

The pubic hair of the anus region

I might plat my ass beard

ass beard by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

rectal wart 

A wart that grows in the vicinity of a sphincter

Come over here and pop my rectal wart

rectal wart by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

sandy handy

A hand job at the beach handy

My cock is aching after that sandy handy

sandy handy by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

stag 

An erection

Look at that mofo going full stag

stag by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

midrift 

1. Commonly confused word for midriff
2. Girl with an extremely attractive midriff
3. A good band

I'd like to fuck midrift so bad

midrift by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

roner 

An erection boner

Fuck im getting a massive roner. Its starting to hurt.

roner by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

bonin up 

Gaining an erection

Fuck that chick is sauce, im bonin up

bonin up by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003