Grinning Lobster's definitions

midrift

1. Commonly confused word for midriff
2. Girl with an extremely attractive midriff
3. A good band

I'd like to fuck midrift so bad

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

stag

An erection

Look at that mofo going full stag

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

cob

HOB A similar yet less derrogatory remark about a guy doing something with his girlfriend over his mate "Chicks Over Bros"

You promised you were gunna get hell maggot. Man youre a COB.

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

ass beard

The pubic hair of the anus region

I might plat my ass beard

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

rectal wart

A wart that grows in the vicinity of a sphincter

Come over here and pop my rectal wart

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

bonin up

Gaining an erection

Fuck that chick is sauce, im bonin up

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

sandy handy

A hand job at the beach handy

My cock is aching after that sandy handy

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003