Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Gretchen Mcgee

ABCDEFG

A simpleton, dunce, smallmind. Someone who should still be learning the alphabet.

Jeremy: Melissa, where is the Taj Mahal?
Melissa: You are an ABCDEFG!

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"Squelting" is a form of masturbation where one puts their penis in the exhaust pipe of a car whilst the car is running.

I saw a homeless man squelting with your car!

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The act of syringing air into the male urethra and squeezing it out with your toes.

"Get the syringe ready, it's time for burljunking!"

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The act of using a syringe to inject air into the male urethra, and then squeezing it out. It is typically done for sexual pleasure.

"Dude, do you want to do some burljunking tonight?" "I'd love to, but I have to ask my girlfriend first."

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