Montana Burglar Alarm

When you are doing a guy from behind while wearing a ski mask rolled up on your head. As you ejaculate you pull the ski mask down over your face and blow an air horn in his ear.

When asked why he used a hearing aid, Greg responded "Montana Burglar Alarm"

by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

Pigs in a Blanket

When doing a dude from behind, you reach up with one hand and hook his nostrils with the first two fingers, while simultaneously punching him in the back of the head and ejaculating on his grandmother's afghan.

Those dudes where like pigs in a blanket.

by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

Montana Lemonade Stand

When a guy is giving you such bad head that you decide to pee in his mouth instead of cumming.

Greg decided to brush up on his technique after spending too much time at a Montana Lemonade Stand.

by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

Montana Red Hot

While getting blown by your gay lover you pull out and ejaculate on his face while pepper-spraying him.

Greg's eyes were swollen shut from an allergic reaction to a Montana red hot.

by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

Montana Shotgun

While getting an inverted blow job from your boyfriend you slide up and fart in his mouth.

Greg couldn't get the taste out of his mouth after a Montana shotgun.

by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

Montana Cow Poke

Doing a dude in a field behind your farm house and as you are ejaculating you tip over a cow on him.

Greg spent a month in the hospital after two Montana Cow Pokes in the same night.

by Greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

Montana Rodeo

Requires three guys. One guy is on his hands and knees with another guy sitting on his back. The third guy tries to throw him off by violently penetrating the first guy.

Greg was always the bronco at the Montana Rodeo.

by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008