Greggy Henderson's definitions

Montana Lemonade Stand

When a guy is giving you such bad head that you decide to pee in his mouth instead of cumming.

Greg decided to brush up on his technique after spending too much time at a Montana Lemonade Stand.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Frisky Puppy

After you 'do' an anonymous dude, the next morning you poop on his pillow before he wakes up and then sit in the corner with a sad face....in Montana.

I used to get so angry when Greg would leave me a Frisky Puppy.

by Greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana Burglar Alarm

When you are doing a guy from behind while wearing a ski mask rolled up on your head. As you ejaculate you pull the ski mask down over your face and blow an air horn in his ear.

When asked why he used a hearing aid, Greg responded "Montana Burglar Alarm"

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana Pillow Fight

Ejaculating on your gay lover's pillow while he is sleeping causing it to stick to his face when he wakes up the next morning.

Greg never turned down a good old Montana Pillow FIght.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana Cow Poke

Doing a dude in a field behind your farm house and as you are ejaculating you tip over a cow on him.

Greg spent a month in the hospital after two Montana Cow Pokes in the same night.

by Greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Pigs in a Blanket

When doing a dude from behind, you reach up with one hand and hook his nostrils with the first two fingers, while simultaneously punching him in the back of the head and ejaculating on his grandmother's afghan.

Those dudes where like pigs in a blanket.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana Rodeo

Requires three guys. One guy is on his hands and knees with another guy sitting on his back. The third guy tries to throw him off by violently penetrating the first guy.

Greg was always the bronco at the Montana Rodeo.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009