Definitions by Greg the fart horse

Littish 

Something that is partially lit. Not fully

"Eh it'a littish I wouldn't say it was lit though"

Littish by Greg the fart horse April 26, 2021

Brooklyn Nine-Nine 

A sitcom about cops in the 99th precinct part of the NYPD who find themselves in all sorts of shenanigans. AKA my life

Jake: That's how we do it in the Nine-Nine sir, catch bad guys and look good doing it! (quote from Brooklyn Nine-Nine s1e1)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine by Greg the fart horse April 28, 2019

Urban dictionary 

Urban dictionary is a online dictionary where random people can define the words themselves, which is a bad idea. They could say anything. But thank you for letting me define this

Nikki: Hey what's a horse?
David: How would I know? Just check urban dictionary.

Urban dictionary by Greg the fart horse September 10, 2018

Horse manure 

Horse manure is technically horse poo. You can do a variety of things with it such as, Gardening, eating and throwing in other peoples faces.

Richard: What did you just throw at me?
Greg: A little bit of horse manure
or
Richard: how is this dish so good?
Greg: A little touch of horse manure there mate
or
Richard: Hmm what does this garden need?
Greg: Sounds like you need some horse manure!

Horse manure by Greg the fart horse September 10, 2018

Nacho man 

Nacho man can mean many many things. For instance someone can be a nacho man and someone can act like a nacho man. Basically any man who eats nachos is a nacho man. (not assuming genders)

Greg: hmm I like nachos
Bob: your nacho man
Greg: NACHO, NACHO MAN!!!!

Nacho man by Greg the fart horse September 10, 2018

Apple 

Apple is a computer company and also a great source of fibre. I am typing this on a mac as we speak.

Apple are also a food with natural sugar. They are very nice and shnazzy.

Kayla: what's that?
Greg: It's a bloody apple mate! HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?!

Apple by Greg the fart horse September 10, 2018

Mate 

Good ol' aussie slang!
Usually when an Aussie is angry or is drunk they bang shoulders and scream "WHAT YA BLOODY DOIN' M8?"

Greg: What you bloody doing mate?
Craig: you wanna go mate?
Greg: yeah mate take you on mate!

Mate by Greg the fart horse September 6, 2018