Greg's definitions

boofable

To want to jump the bones of a slightly older woman.

Ms. Gwinnbeth is the most boofable teacher at our school! Gwinnbeth - drinks or Indian food one night this week? :)

by Greg April 24, 2005

teethslapper

to smack the shit out of someone texan style

nick is a total teethslapper

by greg January 20, 2004

seinfeld

the show about nothing, is also the best sitcom in television history. till this date, no show has ever been close to top what seinfeld did.

vandalay industries! vandalay industries!

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

dentists, who needs them?
yeah, just like the blacks and the jews.

by Greg January 19, 2005

Saint Patrick's Day

St Patrick's day is held on March 17th.
It is the date that Saint Patrick died. Saint Patrick is the man who is said to have introduced the catholic religion to Ireland. He tried to explain "the trinity" (3 people in the one god) with a three leafed plant called a shamrock. Hence the shamrock has significance for the day. Originally the day was important only in Ireland but because of the large numbers of Irish people who emigrated abroad and the colorfulness of the celebration the tradition spread around the world.

In Ireland St. Patrick's day is celebrated with a parade of floats, bands and marchers in each towns main street. Unfortunately because of the time of the year it invariably rains on the day.

by Greg March 17, 2004

fuckwad

a normal person who is surrounded by mass media and audience

that guy on the tv is a total fuckwad

by greg March 28, 2004

raistlin

Very influential character in the Dragonlance series of books. Twin Brother to Caramon.

he recalled Raislin had not been impressed. - Dragonlance - Time of the Twins. Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman.

by Greg April 13, 2004

cashers mashers

Cash Machine. Simple as that.

hey, do you mind if we stop by a cashers mashers? I'm needing some cashish.

by greg July 16, 2008