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A small island off the coast of Florida. It is the largest, and the closest to the mainland.
The main exports of Key Largo are fish, tacky keychains, and cirrhosis of the liver.
Its a good place to not stop during your trek to Key West.
The main exports of Key Largo are fish, tacky keychains, and cirrhosis of the liver.
Its a good place to not stop during your trek to Key West.
by Green eggs and baaaam July 5, 2018
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Someone who doesn’t give one fuck about:
1. Their family, especially their children.
2. Their friends.
3. Their responsibilities.
Pretty much a walking shitbag, usually fueled by heavy drinking, illicit drug use, and inherent stupidity.
Someone who doesn’t give one fuck about:
1. Their family, especially their children.
2. Their friends.
3. Their responsibilities.
Pretty much a walking shitbag, usually fueled by heavy drinking, illicit drug use, and inherent stupidity.
by Green eggs and baaaam June 16, 2018
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I drank so much I left a thadustin in the toilet. I really need some help.
Was that actually food, or a thadustin? I’ll never eat there again
Was that actually food, or a thadustin? I’ll never eat there again
by Green eggs and baaaam June 12, 2018
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This can only be accomplished when the digestive system is in early to advanced stages of failure, by consuming ludicrous amounts of alcohol on a chronic basis.
This can only be accomplished when the digestive system is in early to advanced stages of failure, by consuming ludicrous amounts of alcohol on a chronic basis.
That pizza was tasty, but it looked thadustin.
I knew an alcoholic that wouldn't poop, but rather leave thadustins in the toilet.
I knew an alcoholic that wouldn't poop, but rather leave thadustins in the toilet.
by Green eggs and baaaam June 11, 2018
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Tha: Illiterate version of The (reference urban dictionary 2)
Dustin: Ignorant fuckboy. (reference urban dictionary 5)
Tha-Dustin: Undigested food, passed through the entire digestive tract, that shoots out of the rectum of a dying alcoholic.
Tha: Illiterate version of The (reference urban dictionary 2)
Dustin: Ignorant fuckboy. (reference urban dictionary 5)
Tha-Dustin: Undigested food, passed through the entire digestive tract, that shoots out of the rectum of a dying alcoholic.
1. "Did you see Tha-Dustin last night? "
"Yes, it makes me sad."
2. That soup looks like Tha-Dustin, I just can't eat it.
"Yes, it makes me sad."
2. That soup looks like Tha-Dustin, I just can't eat it.
by Green eggs and baaaam June 6, 2018
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This will leave them greased up, red faced raging, and fist pumping. Possibly even a jersey salute
This will leave them greased up, red faced raging, and fist pumping. Possibly even a jersey salute
I scared my cooworkers on the way to the office this morning when I gave some texting left lane loser a new jersey haircut. They called me a psychopath, I just don't get it.
by Green eggs and baaaam June 1, 2016
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It has been determined that this inanimate object instantly enrages the soul of whoever holds it, hurtling them into an unquenchable flame of murder and mayhem. The fundamental basis for this theory is unfounded and fully accepted by those seeking a quick answer for a tragedy. Although banning this item will prove futile in stopping school shootings, the scared and meek will feel secure in disarming the law abiding and responsible citizens of the United States.
A semi automatic rifle demonizied by the misguided wife of some cripple hell bent on outlawing everything in America other than sporks.
It has been determined that this inanimate object instantly enrages the soul of whoever holds it, hurtling them into an unquenchable flame of murder and mayhem. The fundamental basis for this theory is unfounded and fully accepted by those seeking a quick answer for a tragedy. Although banning this item will prove futile in stopping school shootings, the scared and meek will feel secure in disarming the law abiding and responsible citizens of the United States.
A semi automatic rifle demonizied by the misguided wife of some cripple hell bent on outlawing everything in America other than sporks.
Bushmaster. AHHHHH! NOOOOOO!!!!! It shoots EVERY TIME YOU PULL THE TRIGGER!!!. It's an ASSAULT RIFLE!!!! RUUUUNNN!!!!
by Green eggs and baaaam February 18, 2014
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