A small island off the coast of Florida. It is the largest, and the closest to the mainland.
The main exports of Key Largo are fish, tacky keychains, and cirrhosis of the liver.
Its a good place to not stop during your trek to Key West.
The main exports of Key Largo are fish, tacky keychains, and cirrhosis of the liver.
Its a good place to not stop during your trek to Key West.
by Green eggs and baaaam July 05, 2018
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This will leave them greased up, red faced raging, and fist pumping. Possibly even a jersey salute
This will leave them greased up, red faced raging, and fist pumping. Possibly even a jersey salute
I scared my cooworkers on the way to the office this morning when I gave some texting left lane loser a new jersey haircut. They called me a psychopath, I just don't get it.
by Green eggs and baaaam June 01, 2016
Get the new jersey haircut mug.The outcome of an unshaven scrotum being squeezed until the veins stick out. The shiny skin is evident, as well as the pubic hair. This looks like what would appear to be a small hairy brain. Hairy monkey brains!
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Someone who doesn’t give one fuck about:
1. Their family, especially their children.
2. Their friends.
3. Their responsibilities.
Pretty much a walking shitbag, usually fueled by heavy drinking, illicit drug use, and inherent stupidity.
Someone who doesn’t give one fuck about:
1. Their family, especially their children.
2. Their friends.
3. Their responsibilities.
Pretty much a walking shitbag, usually fueled by heavy drinking, illicit drug use, and inherent stupidity.
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I drank so much I left a thadustin in the toilet. I really need some help.
Was that actually food, or a thadustin? I’ll never eat there again
Was that actually food, or a thadustin? I’ll never eat there again
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Get the Thadustin mug.A covert way to tell a person to screw them self, or a way to insinuate that a man is literally screwing them self. 270 is the angle of the penis necessary to perform such maneuver, hence the brief and scientifically perfect synonym for an otherwise vulgar gesture. It is also a great way to respond to a person who is bragging about them self.
1. Oh really, did you do that with our without your 270 in action?
2. Really buddy, just go 270 in your room and get it over with. We already know.
3. Hey pal, go 270 yourself. Dry.
2. Really buddy, just go 270 in your room and get it over with. We already know.
3. Hey pal, go 270 yourself. Dry.
by Green eggs and baaaam December 31, 2012
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While my girlfriend was asleep last night, I lizard whipped her forehead. It turned out great, but I'm sure I'll be couching it for the next week.
by Green eggs and baaaam December 13, 2012
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