Green eggs and baaaam's definitions
The scapegoat of personal responsiblity, presented by select Democrats as their weapon in their effort to absolve the 2nd amendment. This weapon, mis-identified as an "assault" rifle, is only capable of what the operator desires, much in the way a knife, a car, or their own two hands are capable of.
It has been determined that this inanimate object instantly enrages the soul of whoever holds it, hurtling them into an unquenchable flame of murder and mayhem. The fundamental basis for this theory is unfounded and fully accepted by those seeking a quick answer for a tragedy. Although banning this item will prove futile in stopping school shootings, the scared and meek will feel secure in disarming the law abiding and responsible citizens of the United States.
A semi automatic rifle demonizied by the misguided wife of some cripple hell bent on outlawing everything in America other than sporks.
It has been determined that this inanimate object instantly enrages the soul of whoever holds it, hurtling them into an unquenchable flame of murder and mayhem. The fundamental basis for this theory is unfounded and fully accepted by those seeking a quick answer for a tragedy. Although banning this item will prove futile in stopping school shootings, the scared and meek will feel secure in disarming the law abiding and responsible citizens of the United States.
A semi automatic rifle demonizied by the misguided wife of some cripple hell bent on outlawing everything in America other than sporks.
Bushmaster. AHHHHH! NOOOOOO!!!!! It shoots EVERY TIME YOU PULL THE TRIGGER!!!. It's an ASSAULT RIFLE!!!! RUUUUNNN!!!!
by Green eggs and baaaam February 18, 2014
Get the Bushmastermug. The stupidest of all hyphenated words; doesn't actually mean either base word
Tha: Illiterate version of The (reference urban dictionary 2)
Dustin: Ignorant fuckboy. (reference urban dictionary 5)
Tha-Dustin: Undigested food, passed through the entire digestive tract, that shoots out of the rectum of a dying alcoholic.
Tha: Illiterate version of The (reference urban dictionary 2)
Dustin: Ignorant fuckboy. (reference urban dictionary 5)
Tha-Dustin: Undigested food, passed through the entire digestive tract, that shoots out of the rectum of a dying alcoholic.
1. "Did you see Tha-Dustin last night? "
"Yes, it makes me sad."
2. That soup looks like Tha-Dustin, I just can't eat it.
"Yes, it makes me sad."
2. That soup looks like Tha-Dustin, I just can't eat it.
by Green eggs and baaaam June 6, 2018
Get the Tha-Dustinmug. A covert way to tell a person to screw them self, or a way to insinuate that a man is literally screwing them self. 270 is the angle of the penis necessary to perform such maneuver, hence the brief and scientifically perfect synonym for an otherwise vulgar gesture. It is also a great way to respond to a person who is bragging about them self.
1. Oh really, did you do that with our without your 270 in action?
2. Really buddy, just go 270 in your room and get it over with. We already know.
3. Hey pal, go 270 yourself. Dry.
2. Really buddy, just go 270 in your room and get it over with. We already know.
3. Hey pal, go 270 yourself. Dry.
by Green eggs and baaaam December 31, 2012
Get the 270mug. The outcome of an unshaven scrotum being squeezed until the veins stick out. The shiny skin is evident, as well as the pubic hair. This looks like what would appear to be a small hairy brain. Hairy monkey brains!
by Green eggs and baaaam May 29, 2008
Get the hairy monkey brainsmug. A small island off the coast of Florida. It is the largest, and the closest to the mainland.
The main exports of Key Largo are fish, tacky keychains, and cirrhosis of the liver.
Its a good place to not stop during your trek to Key West.
The main exports of Key Largo are fish, tacky keychains, and cirrhosis of the liver.
Its a good place to not stop during your trek to Key West.
by Green eggs and baaaam July 5, 2018
Get the Key Largomug. Undigested food that shoots out of the rectum of a dying alcoholic. We’re not talking corn sticking out of a toilet bear. Think pizza with pepperonis and mushrooms floating in a toilet. It’s a sure sign that internal organs have given up because they are soaked in alcohol.
I drank so much I left a thadustin in the toilet. I really need some help.
Was that actually food, or a thadustin? I’ll never eat there again
Was that actually food, or a thadustin? I’ll never eat there again
by Green eggs and baaaam June 12, 2018
Get the Thadustinmug. Three ones:
Someone who doesn’t give one fuck about:
1. Their family, especially their children.
2. Their friends.
3. Their responsibilities.
Pretty much a walking shitbag, usually fueled by heavy drinking, illicit drug use, and inherent stupidity.
Someone who doesn’t give one fuck about:
1. Their family, especially their children.
2. Their friends.
3. Their responsibilities.
Pretty much a walking shitbag, usually fueled by heavy drinking, illicit drug use, and inherent stupidity.
by Green eggs and baaaam June 16, 2018
Get the 111mug.