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trumpstitute
trumpstitute (trumps•ti•toot)
noun
1. A person considered as having compromised principles in order to align with Donald Trump.
2. A person who engages in trumpstitution.
transitive verb
trumpstituted, trumpstituting, trumpstitutes
1. To compromise ones ethical and moral standards by aligning with Donald Trump.
2. To devote oneself to Donald Trump, especially for personal gain.
noun
1. A person considered as having compromised principles in order to align with Donald Trump.
2. A person who engages in trumpstitution.
transitive verb
trumpstituted, trumpstituting, trumpstitutes
1. To compromise ones ethical and moral standards by aligning with Donald Trump.
2. To devote oneself to Donald Trump, especially for personal gain.
example: Florida senator Marco Rubio once denounced Donald Trump saying that he was a "con artist" and that he was "vulgar", yet despite all the lies, alternate truths and personal attacks Rubio still decided to endorse and support Donald Trump for president which makes him a trumpstitute.
trumpstitute by Green Thumb Graphics January 24, 2017
trumfuckery
example: The trumfuckery surrounding the 2017 presidential election has plunged american politics into a bitter and syrupy malaise.
trumfuckery by Green Thumb Graphics January 20, 2017
Phanteargasm
The phantom feeling of earbuds or headphones, resulting from the extended wearing of skull mounted audio listening devices.
Phanteargasm by Green Thumb Graphics January 6, 2017