Grazmataz Christmas-tree's definitions

eel nugget

An eel nugget is a term used to describe a shit that has broken into nugget sized pieces but is shaped like a U. This happens rarely and generally if it does there is only 1 amongst the entire grogan

I just flushed a eel nugget through the S bend

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 1, 2004

cock nuts

Morkus Dueporkus insult at Adflog Hassan and song

Cock nuts, Fuck you, Hysterectamy, FOB

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 2, 2004

Sticky date puddin

Is a term used not only for a desert but also to describe a poofters or womans arsehole after a guy has blown hes load inside his/her arse and the cum oozes out.

My god thats a chunky sticky date puddin Ive lobbed you with there bitch

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 2, 2004

Godsmack

Although it is the name of a band and Alice In Chains song. The true meaning behind Godsmack is a heroin overdose.

Its scary but to godsmack may well be the best way to get to heaven.

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 2, 2004

Knobaprong

A word used to describe and australian occa who greets you with the hello "How ya goin marrrr"

1st Person says: "G'day mate". A Knobaprong says: "How ya goin marrr"

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 2, 2004

Morkus Dueporkus

A geeky looking short, thin guy with a studder, motor bike and intense fascination for sheep sex

I was talking to the Morkus on the telephone line. I was doin all the talkin everything was fine. Till Morkus interupted with hes unique sign. Mm-mm-mm-mm-Morkus Dueporkus, Morkus Dueporkus, a Ernie look a like whos a real dorkus. Hes st-st-studder is a lethal weapon. A little hunch back with a funny head, and he really loves to tug off behind the shed. But You'll never understand a word he said. Mm-mm-mm-mm-Morkus Dueporkus, Morkus Dueporkus. Its a real cack when he tries to talkus. Hes st-st-studder is a lethal weapon. Hes favourite past time is a porno a day. And if he doesnt have a porn he'll just dream away. And he sure thinks a sheep in the fields OK. BAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Sheep insertion, sheep insertion. Thats just another one of Morks sick perversions. Hes st-st-studder is a lethal weapon.

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 2, 2004

Big Bad Ass

The Big Bad Ass is none other than Ant Banks. Oaklands premier gangsta rap producer and inventer of the smoothest grooves on the planet earth

The big bad ass from the dangerous crew is havin so many hoes he dont know what to do. The Big Bad Ass from the dangerous crew so just fire up the dank and pass the brew. The big dick Gangsters in the house bitch, You can get a fat dick in your mouth

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 5, 2004