Grazmataz Christmas-tree's definitions

cum gargler

A term used to explain a woman's fettish to show off her oral sex skills

There was this beatch cum gargling the big bad asses dick.

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 1, 2004

eel nugget

An eel nugget is a term used to describe a shit that has broken into nugget sized pieces but is shaped like a U. This happens rarely and generally if it does there is only 1 amongst the entire grogan

I just flushed a eel nugget through the S bend

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 1, 2004

cock nuts

Morkus Dueporkus insult at Adflog Hassan and song

Cock nuts, Fuck you, Hysterectamy, FOB

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 2, 2004

Sticky date puddin

Is a term used not only for a desert but also to describe a poofters or womans arsehole after a guy has blown hes load inside his/her arse and the cum oozes out.

My god thats a chunky sticky date puddin Ive lobbed you with there bitch

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 2, 2004

Godsmack

Although it is the name of a band and Alice In Chains song. The true meaning behind Godsmack is a heroin overdose.

Its scary but to godsmack may well be the best way to get to heaven.

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 2, 2004

Knobaprong

A word used to describe and australian occa who greets you with the hello "How ya goin marrrr"

1st Person says: "G'day mate". A Knobaprong says: "How ya goin marrr"

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 2, 2004

Morkus Dueporkus

A geeky looking short, thin guy with a studder, motor bike and intense fascination for sheep sex

I was talking to the Morkus on the telephone line. I was doin all the talkin everything was fine. Till Morkus interupted with hes unique sign. Mm-mm-mm-mm-Morkus Dueporkus, Morkus Dueporkus, a Ernie look a like whos a real dorkus. Hes st-st-studder is a lethal weapon. A little hunch back with a funny head, and he really loves to tug off behind the shed. But You'll never understand a word he said. Mm-mm-mm-mm-Morkus Dueporkus, Morkus Dueporkus. Its a real cack when he tries to talkus. Hes st-st-studder is a lethal weapon. Hes favourite past time is a porno a day. And if he doesnt have a porn he'll just dream away. And he sure thinks a sheep in the fields OK. BAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Sheep insertion, sheep insertion. Thats just another one of Morks sick perversions. Hes st-st-studder is a lethal weapon.

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 2, 2004