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The Livable Sardine Can

A self-mocking quip in answer to a questioning of the quality of your home when in compare to those at the annual Parade of Homes venue. Also demonstrative of the will and resistance to refrain from burning down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.

A phrase derived from the winning entry of the "Parade of Homes for the Down and Out." This is a custom built street person abode. The eclectic Hobo's answer to 'splendid living' and keeping up with 'Hobo Jones' affluent.

A mocking quip directed to you and your kind in gesture as to what you can afford in public housing. Addendum: Such directed quip would also convince one to burn down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.
Said one Hermit Crab to the other: Hey Gatsby, I see your Livable Sardine Can won this year's first prize in the Parade of Homes on Cannery Row contest!

My entry into this years Parade of Homes is The Livable Sardine Can.
by gravy111 November 18, 2010
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Remains of the Day

A quandary of time the German Wermacht had to face in the afternoon after their morning's rollover of France. Also an Alan Hopkins movie, which settings and plot occurred in English castle life found to be nuanced of aristocratic Nazi favoritism. These too, had to decide what to do with the remains of the day.
What to do, what to do... with the remains of the day?
by gravy111 December 2, 2010
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Witty Banter

This definition is accredited by means of going directly to the source of "Witty Banter" - England.

According to newly researched anthropological studies across the Big Pond, this form of human communication is best deciphered by its mood altering characteristics.

It is while playing Badminton, when two strictly Protestant, English homosexual men or women increase their sexual drive by striking at the "Birdie" and at the same time say something nuanced of their forthcoming and imminent carnal encounter. These statements describing said act, increase both subject's hormonal activity, which can then be monitored by the guttural inflection of voice.
Said one anthropology student to another, "Their exchange of witty banter could almost consider as orgasmic in deployment!"
by gravy111 November 19, 2010
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Kruger

Having the same South African values, a Kruger is a poor version of a Krugerrand. See Urban Dictionary definition of Krugerrand.

The same as a Cougar in these states of America, a Kruger too, will prowl the singles bar scene in search of prey..., which is young men. If immigrated to U.S.A., a Kruger can usually be identified by a thick German accent. Hence, the given name, "Greta Garbo Kruger."
I thought that I hooked up with a Krugerrand last night, but when she asked for taxi fare this morning came the realization that she was just a Kruger looking for a free fun time!
by gravy111 November 30, 2010
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Pasteurized

Whether you are a quart of milk in need to be germ-free or someone seeking religion about a now questioned gay lifestyle, -- after homogenization, -- it's time to get pasteurized! See the many definitions of 'homogenized' in this Urban Dictionary.
Pastor of 'fire and brimstone' Wisconsin Baptist Church, "Same as this glass of pasteurized milk, ye too, will so be cleansed of your homogenized ways!"
by gravy111 December 1, 2010
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Baby Gloaming

In nature, a Morning’s Gloaming takes place at the exact moment the celestial sun emergences from out of its eastern horizon. Very few people see this birthing of a new day. It’s purported to strike a mesmerizing flash of emerald green light that is revealing of its own beauty and yet, seemingly resigned to disappearing just as quickly! In nature this mystery of a Morning’s Gloaming is meant to eternally take on just that purpose. This is not the given analogy for a Baby Gloaming!
In New Jersey child adoption law, – revised statute, N.J.S.A 9: 3-39 1 b, c - can process infant adoption in much the same way. There are those in the adoption industry who encourage this form of child procurement. We know it’s legally taking place, we just need to see the hidden injustice. These are the works of adoption agencies on the other side of a Baby Gloaming. In reality, this procedure is nothing short of a Soprano’s money laundering scheme! The only difference is that it is not the diapers being laundered. This infant could have been an Unknown Father’s son!
End note: If an adoptive parent falls under this Urban Dictionary’s definition for ‘Baby Glommer’ it is most assured that their colluding with practitioners of Baby Gloaming had transpired. I welcome your chance to dispute this definition of law as always.
The act of Baby Gloaming is to the State of New Jersey, the same as Money Laundering is to the Sopranos.
by gravy111 November 24, 2010
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Witty Banter

This definition is accredited by means of going directly to the source of "Witty Banter" - England.

Therein, according to newly researched anthropological studies across the Big Pond; this form of human communication is best deciphered by its mood altering characteristics.

It is while playing Badminton, when two strictly Protestant, English homosexual men or women increase their sexual drive by striking at the "Birdie" and at the same time say something nuanced of their forthcoming and imminent carnal encounter. These statements describing said act, increase both subject's hormonal activity, which can then be monitored by the glittered inflection of voice.
Said one anthropology student to another, "Their exchange of witty banter could almost consider as orgasmic in deployment!"
by gravy111 November 19, 2010
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