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Bitch Slap

There are many written variations defining the term "Bitch Slap," and for the most part they stand correct, --- for this world of Hip Hop culture. However, this form of issued embarrassment actually comes from a French method of instilled belittlement without the use of barbarism. The slap upon the face with kid leather gloves would suffice as getting the message across.

All of the above are pussy-fied ghetto and barrio ways to use the Bitch Slap..., they only use it amongst their own! See below for true usage:

The French Canadians are said to have taught the North American native Indian nations this social behavior. They had not, -- these North American indigenous peoples are the original true users of a "Bitch Slap." With the recently borrowed French word "Coup," they had "Counted coup" upon their enemy for hundred of years before hip-hop culture or Cypress Hill acting Chicanos ever had. See Urban Dictionary definition of the term "Counting coup."
Said the Idealist leader of an upstart gang, "Get my coup stick, I'm gonna walk into Compton and give every Crypt I see a bitch slap!"
by gravy111 November 30, 2010
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MFPS Actin' Bitch

This phrase is the Ebonics turned 'word' for 'Mother Feather Plucker Syndrome'!

See 'Feather Plucker' and 'Mother Feather Plucker Syndrome' in the Urban Dictionary for the complete low down!
I said, get out of that smoke-filled bathroom with that baby, you MFPS actin' bitch!
by gravy111 November 22, 2010
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Nuke This

This is fun with terminology. The term is used to get a point of apocalyptic emphasis across, scare grandma, and yet do away with the long winded saying, "Put my ham and cheese sandwich in the microwave oven." A simple "Nuke this!" will do. Guaranteed is that no one will misinterpret this abbreviated sentence and turn on the oven gas burner. Of course, grandma may feel the urge to bean her grandson over the head with a metal hot plate! It seems that many a World War II "Flame Thrower' veteran may have used a similar meaning word with "grandma" during the Cuban Missile Crisis in the sixties!
All I said was 'nuke this' grandma; you can put that frying pan back in the oven!
by gravy111 November 17, 2010
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Pasteurized

Whether you are a quart of milk in need to be germ-free or someone seeking religion about a now questioned gay lifestyle, -- after homogenization, -- it's time to get pasteurized! See the many definitions of 'homogenized' in this Urban Dictionary.
Pastor of 'fire and brimstone' Wisconsin Baptist Church, "Same as this glass of pasteurized milk, ye too, will so be cleansed of your homogenized ways!"
by gravy111 December 1, 2010
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Witty Banter

This definition is accredited by means of going directly to the source of "Witty Banter" - England.

According to newly researched anthropological studies across the Big Pond, this form of human communication is best deciphered by its mood altering characteristics.

It is while playing Badminton, when two strictly Protestant, English homosexual men or women increase their sexual drive by striking at the "Birdie" and at the same time say something nuanced of their forthcoming and imminent carnal encounter. These statements describing said act, increase both subject's hormonal activity, which can then be monitored by the guttural inflection of voice.
Said one anthropology student to another, "Their exchange of witty banter could almost consider as orgasmic in deployment!"
by gravy111 November 19, 2010
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Kruger

Having the same South African values, a Kruger is a poor version of a Krugerrand. See Urban Dictionary definition of Krugerrand.

The same as a Cougar in these states of America, a Kruger too, will prowl the singles bar scene in search of prey..., which is young men. If immigrated to U.S.A., a Kruger can usually be identified by a thick German accent. Hence, the given name, "Greta Garbo Kruger."
I thought that I hooked up with a Krugerrand last night, but when she asked for taxi fare this morning came the realization that she was just a Kruger looking for a free fun time!
by gravy111 November 30, 2010
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The Bieber Sanction

A movement to keep Justin Bieber from appearing at venue near you!
I just signed the local petition to outlaw the Bieber Sanction
by gravy111 December 1, 2010
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