27 definitions by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O

Chivatulance

when you try and be a gentleman and pick something up for a woman and fart

I was just helping this lady with her stroller and i had Chivatulance

" watching him try and roll that condom on that tiny cock made me pity his stub hub ass"

When a woman you work with is such a cunt it makes other people miserable

"Liz is such a cunt she makes everyone she gives everyone at work douche chills....i tell ya, she's Cuntagious"

When you stop your routine of cock grooming, producing a prickly love sausage.

"Damn Eddie O...put that cock on the window sill and water it...you aint getting in me with that cactus cock"

"Oh no..Eddie isn't circumcised...hes got a Gorton Fisherman thing going on girl"

A white kid in gym class that never wears high socks.

Even in the winter he is a crew sock wearin' Gringo. He's bold like that.