Grand Jury Fury Eddie O's definitions

Squirtatious

A woman that is eager to squirt on you

First time i banged her she squirted on me like a slip n slide...she's SO squirtatious!

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O August 22, 2016

Crew Sock wearin' Gringo

A white kid in gym class that never wears high socks.

Even in the winter he is a crew sock wearin' Gringo. He's bold like that.

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 6, 2013

Chivatulance

when you try and be a gentleman and pick something up for a woman and fart

I was just helping this lady with her stroller and i had Chivatulance

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015

premature accumulation

when a snow storm shoots its load way too early

Hold on let me get the shovel...and my boots and...awww man wtf ? you couldn't hold it? You suffer from premature accumulation!

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 17, 2015

Tap Handles

Some bitch with muffin tops you meet in a bar in Rockaway and regret fucking

I was in Breezy Point and woke up with Tap Handles....sweet jesus!

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O October 1, 2016

Weaveage

False cleavage produced by a padded bra

She aint got no tits, thats all Weaveage yo!

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O July 18, 2015