Grand Jury Fury Eddie O's definitions

premature accumulation

when a snow storm shoots its load way too early

Hold on let me get the shovel...and my boots and...awww man wtf ? you couldn't hold it? You suffer from premature accumulation!

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 17, 2015

Tap Handles

Some bitch with muffin tops you meet in a bar in Rockaway and regret fucking

I was in Breezy Point and woke up with Tap Handles....sweet jesus!

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O October 1, 2016

Thermatologist

When you are wearing thermal underwear and predict a fart coming and not a shit

Ahhh, just a fart, i truly am a thermatologist!

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015

Fuckit List

A list of women you always wanted to fuck before you die

Lisa...oh she is definitely on my Fuckit List...im designating a beneficiary before i bang her.

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O October 23, 2016

Dickslexic

A woman who chooses the exact opposite man she needs

She is so loyal and he sticks his dick in everything, she is SO Dickslexic

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O January 21, 2016

multiple sarcasm

When your overcome with sarcastic remarks

after she said she was the new boss that i had a multiple sarcasm

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O December 6, 2016