Definitions by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O

Gorton Fisherman 

An uncircumcised cock that resembles the friendly fisherman

"Oh no..Eddie isn't circumcised...hes got a Gorton Fisherman thing going on girl"

Gorton Fisherman by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015

Chivatulance 

when you try and be a gentleman and pick something up for a woman and fart

I was just helping this lady with her stroller and i had Chivatulance

Chivatulance by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015

Thermatologist 

When you are wearing thermal underwear and predict a fart coming and not a shit

Ahhh, just a fart, i truly am a thermatologist!

Thermatologist by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015

Crew Sock wearin' Gringo 

A white kid in gym class that never wears high socks.

Even in the winter he is a crew sock wearin' Gringo. He's bold like that.

Crew Sock wearin' Gringo by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 6, 2013

Puerto Rican Diploma 

The arrest record of a Puerto Rican

The police officer ran out of toner printing his/her Puerto Rican Diploma

Puerto Rican Diploma by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O January 23, 2013

Tracking My Package 

When a lady wants your cock in her life

"She keeps asking if i am single and what i do after work, she's really tracking my package"

Tracking My Package by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O January 13, 2013