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Definitions by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O

Fake cleavage created by a padded bra
She aint got no tits, thats weaveage yo.
Dick that is available to the general public
That dudes dick is so pubdick, parks workers maintain that shit

Cockasian 

A white man that only fucks asian chicks
His last girlfriend was chinese..now he's with a Korean chick..he is SO Cockasian

Clitorally 

In a Clitoral manner or sense ; Exactly
That pussy threw my back out. I mean Clitorally...had to see a chiropractor and shit!

premature accumulation 

when a snow storm shoots its load way too early
Hold on let me get the shovel...and my boots and...awww man wtf ? you couldn't hold it? You suffer from premature accumulation!

Cactus Cock 

When you stop your routine of cock grooming, producing a prickly love sausage.
"Damn Eddie O...put that cock on the window sill and water it...you aint getting in me with that cactus cock"

stub hub 

" watching him try and roll that condom on that tiny cock made me pity his stub hub ass"
stub hub by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015