Squirtatious

A woman that is eager to squirt on you

First time i banged her she squirted on me like a slip n slide...she's SO squirtatious!

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O August 22, 2016

ilcliterate

Not being able to comprehend pussy

He was the worst fuck i ever had....totally ilcliterate!

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O July 19, 2016

Cockasian

A white man that only fucks asian chicks

His last girlfriend was chinese..now he's with a Korean chick..he is SO Cockasian

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O March 11, 2015

Puerto Rican Diploma

The arrest record of a Puerto Rican

The police officer ran out of toner printing his/her Puerto Rican Diploma

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O January 23, 2013

Thermatologist

When you are wearing thermal underwear and predict a fart coming and not a shit

Ahhh, just a fart, i truly am a thermatologist!

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015

Cactus Cock

When you stop your routine of cock grooming, producing a prickly love sausage.

"Damn Eddie O...put that cock on the window sill and water it...you aint getting in me with that cactus cock"

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015

Pubdick

Dick that is available to the general public

That dudes dick is so pubdick, parks workers maintain that shit

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O March 11, 2015